Scum Thread Making plans for the world

TheChuggernaut

I'm always town.
So, as thanks, I'll give you a story of my own.

Arabella used to live at my Store, and was given to me by my employee, who asked if Arabella could stay with me for a few weeks while he found a place to move, since Arabella wasn't allowed at his house. Of course, a few months passed and Arabella stayed with me.

My store is right in the heart of Tijuana's Downtown, in the second floor of a building, and every time a guest opened the door Arabella took his chance to explore the floor. Usually we would find him at the optometrist's consultory, or more often, at the Artisan Brewery, trying to nibble on the wheat sacks. Everyone loved him so our neighbors usually would let us know so we could pick him up.

So we would go get him and he would just be standing there, menacingly. We would pick him up and take him to my store, where he would go sit at that spot on the picture, waiting for his next chance at freedom.
What an adorable little escape artist.
 

lokiduck

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OH! That's a good dog if I've ever seen one
So, as thanks, I'll give you a story of my own.

Arabella used to live at my Store, and was given to me by my employee, who asked if Arabella could stay with me for a few weeks while he found a place to move, since Arabella wasn't allowed at his house. Of course, a few months passed and Arabella stayed with me.

My store is right in the heart of Tijuana's Downtown, in the second floor of a building, and every time a guest opened the door Arabella took his chance to explore the floor. Usually we would find him at the optometrist's consultory, or more often, at the Artisan Brewery, trying to nibble on the wheat sacks. Everyone loved him so our neighbors usually would let us know so we could pick him up.

So we would go get him and he would just be standing there, menacingly. We would pick him up and take him to my store, where he would go sit at that spot on the picture, waiting for his next chance at freedom.
Cute story ;w;
She's so cute
Yessss I miss her ;w;
Look at those eyes! That has to be a Good Doggo.
Yesss mom insists she was a but tho.

Let me explain next post.
 

lokiduck

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So patch was an Alasken Sled Dog, We called her a Cardigen Corgi on Stilts because she had the colors of a Corgi but she was a medium size dog that weighed 50 pounds.

Here is what she used to do. Every fucking morning she hopped on mom's bed... and fucking body slamed into her bladder mainly to wake her up for a meal.

Beside this...

1. She did three different tunnels to escape her Kennel which we named Tom, Dick, and Harry.
2. Every single time we were about to learn whodunnit in a mystery or hear a punchline to a joke, she'd go grab a water bottle and chew it like crazy so we couldn't hear.
3. She used to tell our other dog Molly when we got home, how she did this was by jumping on Mom's bed, leaning over the edge, over the sleep older Jack Russel, and giving one large barge which would nearly give Molly a heart attack every single fucking time.

She would even warn my birds when we were home doing the same thing.
 
So patch was an Alasken Sled Dog, We called her a Cardigen Corgi on Stilts because she had the colors of a Corgi but she was a medium size dog that weighed 50 pounds.

Here is what she used to do. Every fucking morning she hopped on mom's bed... and fucking body slamed into her bladder mainly to wake her up for a meal.

Beside this...

1. She did three different tunnels to escape her Kennel which we named Tom, Dick, and Harry.
2. Every single time we were about to learn whodunnit in a mystery or hear a punchline to a joke, she'd go grab a water bottle and chew it like crazy so we couldn't hear.
3. She used to tell our other dog Molly when we got home, how she did this was by jumping on Mom's bed, leaning over the edge, over the sleep older Jack Russel, and giving one large barge which would nearly give Molly a heart attack every single fucking time.

She would even warn my birds when we were home doing the same thing.
It's clear to me she was the real Alpha at your house.
 

TheChuggernaut

I'm always town.
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This is Chewie. Chewie really liked cheese. Little dude begged for people food like most dogs but he would go out of his way for cheese. Anytime I would be making food late at night all the dogs would just ignore it, but if it was Mac & cheese dude would wake up as soon as he could smell it and would come and would just swipe you on the leg twice for you to give him a bite
 
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This is Chewie. Chewie really liked cheese. Little dude begged for people food like most dogs but he would go out of his way for cheese. Anytime I would be making food late at night all the dogs would just ignore it, but if it was Mac & cheese dude would wake up as soon as he could smell it and would come and would just swipe you on the leg twice for you to give him a bite
Chewie knew the jedi tricks to get you to give the mac & Cheese.

She tried to be, but she learn real quick Mom was the alpha. Mom actually bit her ear once and she learned in that instance that mom was alpha...

Meanwhile I was forever the Omega v,v
Haha, I don't know why but now your mom scares me.
 

lokiduck

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This is Chewie. Chewie really liked cheese. Little dude begged for people food like most dogs but he would go out of his way for cheese. Anytime I would be making food late at night all the dogs would just ignore it, but if it was Mac & cheese dude would wake up as soon as he could smell it and would come and would just swipe you on the leg twice for you to give him a bite
This reminds me of how Patch fucking loveed Turkey. She'd ignore most food... but if mom made turkey Bob help you. Patch would do anything to get fucking turkey and if she did, when mom asked where it went... patch would fucking tip toe out the fucking door. :laughing:

That is a fucking cute dog tho ;w;
 

lokiduck

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Also patch used to do this thing we called the boo boo bunny eyes. Now you may be thinking "eh it's just a dog begging right?" You'd be wrong.

This fucking dog would make the biggggggggesssst fucking eyes you ever saw and beg like her life depended on it for food, especially if it was turkey.

BTW one time my dog Patch actually ate my dad's turkey dinner. Mom legit thought dad had just misplaced it because he can't see worth shit, but nope... here comes the dog tip toeing out the back door.
 

TheChuggernaut

I'm always town.
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Oh and this is Sherry. Sherry has a bunch of stuffed animal chew toys that shes so adorably gentle with it. She doesn’t really chew on it, she just bites it and carries the toy around with her. Like if you grab it and throw it she’ll play fetch with you, but she never does the tug of war thing other dogs do
 
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TheChuggernaut

I'm always town.
It's been real, team. Probably one of the more sloppy games I've played as scum, but pulling off some of that crazy shit was fun as hell. And hey we flawless victory'd that shit so I guess it couldn't be all bad. Hope you play with us again sometime Hagi and Hedin.

Hoping Jman and Stove do as well. Cool seeing some new faces
 
It's been real, team. Probably one of the more sloppy games I've played as scum, but pulling off some of that crazy shit was fun as hell. And hey we flawless victory'd that shit so I guess it couldn't be all bad. Hope you play with us again sometime Hagi and Hedin.

Hoping Jman and Stove do as well. Cool seeing some new faces
Oh yeah I’m def up for playing again I had a lot of fun in the end. Thanks all for the good time :)

missed all the pet talk some really nice photos and stories
 

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Also, just a quick aside. This is the worst god damn post that I've ever made in mafia and I'm shocked that I didn't get called out on it. Like it's just the most obvious "I know how these flips are going to go" shit ever
This shocked the hell out of me at the time, haha.

Also, I can say that everyone here has hella baller pets. My dog just follows me around and lays down when I stop to fuck with me.
 
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