Scum Thread Cluedo Mafia Private chat

[heymonkey]

THOSE ARE V GOOD DOGGOS

will think on our strat and see if anything else comes to mind

 

[Girlofgotham]

Hi ladies. Sorry internet died at work so this is the first chance I've had to look here! I'll catch up as soon as I can but first:

Kill: Blarg with the Dagger

 

[heymonkey]

You might have to type out Blargonaut in full, not sure.

 

[heymonkey]

also you have been a very good murderer so far, girlofgotham - how does it feel to MURDER so many people in your first game?

 

[Girlofgotham]

Damn. Sorry!!!!

Kill: Blargonaut with the Dagger

 

[Girlofgotham]

It's felt both badass and unbelievably terrifying

 

[Girlofgotham]

Can't believe I've gotten away with it so far

 

[Android Sophia]

Command received.

 

[heymonkey]

I will be in class when the day starts today so I'll try to have some pre-typed stuff ready to go. Neeks, I will bus you if it comes to that but I wanna push Alexem hard first.

HOME STRETCH, GIRL GANG.

 

[Girlofgotham]

Let's do this!!!

 

[heymonkey]

oooooh shit 2/3 right out the gate

 

[Girlofgotham]

Fran and Muffin aren't happy. Looks like we might get that Alexem lynch

 

[heymonkey]

FINGERS CROSSED

 

[Sawneeks]

I posted it there but I'll say it here too, I am really busy today and won't be able to participate much. My power went out and Im trying to get a bunch of homework done before tomorrow. I'm really really sorry about that, guys. :(

I noticed Alex's vote but not much else, but I trust you guys with this. I'll try and check in later but I don't know If I'll get the time this afternoon.

Sorry!

 

[Girlofgotham]

No worries!!! Do what you gotta do. I really don't see this going Alexem's way anyway

 

[heymonkey]

WE GOT YOU! girl gang, girl gang, girl gang! Hope your power comes back on soon!

 

[Girlofgotham]

For motivational purposes:

 

[Sawneeks]

my class got canceled, power is on, homework is 'almost' done, that means time for mafia!

also, I'm seeing Fran thinks I'm a PR? I have zero idea where he is getting that but what do you guys think. Fake Roleclaim or just claim Vanilla?

 

[Sawneeks]

Oh wait, no, maybe not. Everyone is vaguely tied to their flavor and mine is 'Colonel Mustard, Military Hunter'. So unless I claimed some sort of Killing role I don't know what would actually fit there claim-wise.

 

[Sawneeks]

OH FUCK. FUCk.

monkey i just realized that the Town PR and the Town Ordinary Role PMs have a really obvious difference between the two. Town Ordinaries are '[Name], the [short description].' while the Town PRs are '[Name], while at first glance appear to be [description], you are actually [hidden role].'

it's small enough i'm hoping nobody looks at it but if someone points that out you might be screwed, monkey.

i'm going to claim ordinary so people don't look at the two types, sound good?

 

[heymonkey]

WELL, WHOOPS
if someone catches it I will just offer a big shruggie guy and say I dunno
man, I almost made up a fake role, too. :(

 

[Sawneeks]

the shrug will probably get you killed, but nobody has noticed it so hopefully it just slips by. if not, it was nice knowing you. ; __ ;7

i also really really want to roleclaim something but there's nothing I can think of that would fit my past behavior. Switcher is convenient and too defensive, Commuter doesn't explain why I dropped Muffin since that would make 3 defensive Town Roles, and there's nothing else I can think of. Ordinary it is. :<

 

[Sawneeks]

so I'm going to go in on believing Muffin/Fran completely due to their claims, hopefully stoking Alexem's paranoia that we're scummates or something. I'll be going over you two tomorrow but if I punch, you have full free reign to punch me right back. <3

 

[heymonkey]

oh, you know what, if someone pushes me I'll claim neutral. my character is an expansion character only and I'll just say I didn't want to admit it but it's why i kept bringing up neutrals. what about that?

 

[heymonkey]

i mean i already said i was vanilla townie but i can swing it IF it comes up. i have a feeling it might not.

 

[heymonkey]

or i might just shruggie guy.

we'll see. if we keep them thinking about alexem maybe it won't matter.

 

[Sawneeks]

THE NEUTRAL WORKS.

you could play it into the 'lynch all neutrals' mindset and maybe claim Neutral Survivor, saying you just want to survive and that's why you lied about it. might get enough people to hold off. maybe. definitely worth a shot if someone calls you out on it.

 

[heymonkey]

Yeah, I figured I'd roll with survivor. and as an add-on character, not from the main game, I can probably spin it like that. she's called to the manor and then just wants to get out, man. (as flavor) but we'll see. Alexem might notice but would anyone listen?

 

[Girlofgotham]

I don't think anyone is listening to Alexem right now anyway. He's getting himself in a "if they turbo me, you're all scum but if no one turbos me you're all scum" tangle

 

[heymonkey]

I think we'll get Muffin at least. One is all we need, girl gang. One is all we need.

 

[Sawneeks]

Yup yup, all we need is one of them to go on Alexem or Zook and we'd be golden. I can see Muffin coming in though and questioning why everyone seems fine to lynch Alexem and going elsewhere, but he also seems 'tired' in how he's playing right now. I'm wondering if he's just not as interested in this game anymore. :<

 

[heymonkey]

To quote Palmer in Season 4 review thread: "nobody likes a landslide." Right now, we've run them down the hill. Which is great for girl gang but not so great for overall morale.

#sorrynotsorry
#sortasorry

 

[Girlofgotham]

Does this make us monsters???

 

[Sawneeks]

 

[Sawneeks]

I feel bad for Alexem if this does swing his way and he gets lynched. He's entirely right and having everyone turn against you for it is going to hurt.

 

[Sawneeks]

@Roytheone #topical

 

[Sawneeks]

and since this will likely end soon...

hi muffin

sorry muffin

 

[heymonkey]

We are definitely awful. But as karma, Neeks will be town in her next ten games and get policy lynched.

 

[Sawneeks]

I'll go from always living until End Game to never seeing the dawn of Day 2 for the rest of my mafia life.

 

[Sawneeks]

I think it's only fair that if that's my fate, you two get my Cursed RNG Dice and always role scum for the next 4 - 5 games. Have fun!

 

[heymonkey]

I'm so tense right now. There are tracks out there. Let's hope they keep following the wrong ones instead.

 

[Sawneeks]

Given how Fran AND Muffin are willing to vote Alexem ( and Fran is insistent it's one of us ) I think we'll be fine...

if anything it looks like Zook will go for Muffin for some reason so we can always use his vote if worst comes to worst.

 

[Sawneeks]

Just remember to keep calm! We'll be fine. :>

 

[Sawneeks]

Alright, I'm heading to bed. I should be here about 4 hours before Day End. We got victory right there but be careful, we can still get caught before the game ends. :x

 

[Girlofgotham]

Hi ladies. Sorry I've been a bit AWOL. Work was a disaster this week and I'm having to work from home tonight and tomorrow (should have been my day off tomorrow). Exhausted should still be okay to post tonight.

I'm sorry. I'm so mad right now it's ridiculous. This is what happens when I delegate a task that I normally do to someone who's only in 1 day a week.

I will be all hands on deck as much as I can, I promise

 

[heymonkey]

I feel your pain. this is why i hate delegating even though it's healthier, supposedly (it isn't, I swear).

 

[Girlofgotham]

She lost 2 days of work and didn't tell anyone and I didn't discover until I sat down to print it up today and take it to the boss. Nearly cried.

 

[Sawneeks]

Holy shit, that sucks. I'm sorry, Gotham. :<

tell cabot to bring you nice things or at least offer himself as a punching bag.

 

[Girlofgotham]

Thank you. I'm home now so going to pour a v big drink, finish rereading today's stuff and then start this report again.

Grrrrrr

 

[Sawneeks]

AAAHHH ZOOK

i almost want to just leave that and make Fran extra paranoid, what do you guys say

 

[Girlofgotham]

I reckon we give it a bit. I did get overexcited and went WE CAN WIN THIS but yeah.

 

[heymonkey]

uh shit
should we flop on?

i'm watching sorta but really do have to work on this paper

 

[Girlofgotham]

Do we just go fuck it and do it???

 

[Sawneeks]

Hrm. I prefer to play these out just because of the possibility a NK doesn't work or a lynch bomb so we won't be outed in that case (THANKS WOOF 2), but I know both of you really have work you need to do and ending this sooner would be better.

Up to you, I think we can still swing this normally if we play it out but if you two want to take the risk and end it now I'm fine with it. I'll be here until the end to push the lynch along if you two are busy.

 

[heymonkey]

i'll come back before I have to run errands then

 

[Girlofgotham]

Okay. I can wait if needs be

 

[Sawneeks]

sounds good! I'll keep the fires going.

 

[heymonkey]

if zook unvotes we might lose this shot is my only concern

 

[heymonkey]

ahhhhhhh i don't know what to do

but i did tensely and frantically hammer out 950 words while panicking so okay

 

[Sawneeks]

It sounds like he won't be here for Day End and, knowing Zook, his vote will stay.

If Fran starts not buying either of them as Scum I say we jump on it. It's why I asked him.

 

[Sawneeks]

Hrm, thread isn't moving at all so I'm going to go make myself some lunch. be right back.

 

[heymonkey]

i gotta run errands so i voted, what the hell. y'all coordinate.

HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH THE GUILT, NEEKS? I'M TOWN IN MY HEART. CAN WE GET A GIRL GANG CHEER TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?

GIRL GANG GIRL GANG RAH RAH RAH RAH

 

[heymonkey]

it probably doesn't help that i'm writing about institutional power imbalances. maybe if I imagine us as FIGHTING THE MAN

 

[Sawneeks]

GIRL GANG GIRL GANG RAH RAH RAH

after you stare into the abyss long enough you become the villain, monkey. embrace it. soon you'll roll scum so much you won't know what a townie game is anymore.

 

[Sawneeks]

GOTHAM ARE YOU HERE

i'm lighting the Bat signal. Fuck it. Let's go. We gotta coordinate this.

 

[Girlofgotham]

LET'S DO IT.

I'm filled with the rage of a thousand suns because of work

 

[Girlofgotham]

GOTHAM ARE YOU HERE

i'm lighting the Bat signal. Fuck it. Let's go. We gotta coordinate this.

Also this is the best reference

 

[Sawneeks]

We will harness your rage and destroy Town. Hopefully.

Write up a vote and give it some justification, you'd be shocked how uncertain Town is even with a turbo.

We'll hit submit on our votes at :50, sound good? 2 minutes from now.

 

[Girlofgotham]

Ready when you are

 

[Sawneeks]

go go go

 

[Girlofgotham]

Done

 

[Sawneeks]

STRESS

POPULATION: GIRL GANG

 

[Android Sophia]

 

[Girlofgotham]

 

[Girlofgotham]

My heart is pounding

 

[Girlofgotham]

This is awesome. I wanna be scum ALL THE TIME

 

[Sawneeks]

spec thread is going to be yelling 'why didn't the turbo almost an hour ago!!!'

 

[Android Sophia]

and since this will likely end soon...

hi muffin

sorry muffin

I'm still wondering why you're apologizing to someone who has won.

 

[Girlofgotham]

GIRL GANG GIRL GANG GIRL GANG

 

[Sawneeks]

I'm still wondering why you're apologizing to someone who has won.

listen you, the mind games won't work here when i have the girl gang with me.

GIRL GANG GIRL GANG RAH RAH RAH

 

[Sawneeks]

unless muffin is a neutral survivor in which case that was the best fakeclaim ever

 

[Girlofgotham]

Do we lose if the survivor survives???

 

[Sawneeks]

No, they win if they reach the end of the game alive. So they win if we win or if Town wins.

 

[Girlofgotham]

Cool. So it's not like a neutral winning trumps either side? It's just like an extra medal for them?

 

[Girlofgotham]

We still get to kill someone, right?

 

[Sawneeks]

A Neutral Survivor win condition is usually just to live until the game ends. So if we win ( by getting majority ) or if Town wins ( by lynching all threats to Town ) they basically win too along side whichever faction that is.

 

[Sawneeks]

WE DID IT!!!

 

[heymonkey]

We did but man I feel kinda bad.

That sneaky Muffin tho! GOOD GAME SIR

I love you, girl gang! Thank you for keeping me level even when I made some slips.

 

[heymonkey]

I fear the spec thread.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

i feel like i need to lay down after that. fuck.

trying to lynch me while i wasn't even there. god damn.

So close to a Hyperactivity swerve.

 

[cabot]

My character has been assassinated about as many times as I'd expect for a game I was playing in.


Except I wasn't playing in this one :thinking:

 

[heymonkey]

That's what you get.