Spectator Thread The Judges Table

Hedin

Oops, All Scum!
Staff member
Come on in and get settled down. You will laugh, you will groan, you will probably want to cry, and you will question your existence on this mortal plain. But most importantly you will judge in a nice and supportive way.
 

Sawneeks

little green dog
I tried asking hedin who he thought would come up with the best dad joke this game but he said hedinn't know
 

Hedin

Oops, All Scum!
Staff member
I will let everyone know how the spec chat component will work once the day officially starts.
 

Fanto

Confirmed Town
Now that the sun has finally set on my game, I can sit back and enjoy this one lol.
 

Chuggernaut

HONK HONK MF
Random’s McSteak joke is pretty good ngl

Monkey’s and Ambulance’s feel kind of forced. not their best work.

Zipped’s tooth pic joke is pretty solid, the camel one felt kind of lazy
 

Hedin

Oops, All Scum!
Staff member
OK so here's how the spec participation is going to work. For D/N1 you all are going to nominate what you think are the best jokes. You can just copy paste with including the player name or quote the post for the nomination. Anyone who agrees that it's a good joke should react to it. At the end of the day I will take the jokes with the most reactions (ideally 4ish but just depends where the number cut off it) and make a poll of them.

The winner of the poll will receive a small prize but I won't announce what that is until the poll is closed.
 

Chuggernaut

HONK HONK MF
Not going to be talking about the jokes outside the vote ones, but Random wrapping the McDonalds steak around to a sloppy steak joke which is referencing a sketch show that Neuvo really likes is a good touch. That has some god damn layers.

I have no idea what nat was doing with his first joke. That's pretty bad.

EC's is functional. Solid 2.5/5
 

Chuggernaut

HONK HONK MF
OK so here's how the spec participation is going to work. For D/N1 you all are going to nominate what you think are the best jokes. You can just copy paste with including the player name or quote the post for the nomination. Anyone who agrees that it's a good joke should react to it. At the end of the day I will take the jokes with the most reactions (ideally 4ish but just depends where the number cut off it) and make a poll of them.

The winner of the poll will receive a small prize but I won't announce what that is until the poll is closed.

Do they have to be from a vote post
 

Hedin

Oops, All Scum!
Staff member
OK so here's how the spec participation is going to work. For D/N1 you all are going to nominate what you think are the best jokes. You can just copy paste with including the player name or quote the post for the nomination. Anyone who agrees that it's a good joke should react to it. At the end of the day I will take the jokes with the most reactions (ideally 4ish but just depends where the number cut off it) and make a poll of them.

The winner of the poll will receive a small prize but I won't announce what that is until the poll is closed.

Another thing to mention is that you are not restricted to just one nomination or reaction.
 

Chuggernaut

HONK HONK MF
Nuevo's peanut butter joke is pretty good. Pancakes response was pretty good too. Feel like Pancake is going to be a solid contender for this joke contest
 

Fanto

Confirmed Town
Oh, and who else was Scum, someone else made a post that made me go "Oh, you're Scum, ok," let me go find that.
 

Alexem

Yeah, I'm town
CaptainNuevo said:
Like Peanut Butter, this comment is driving me NUTS.
I get that it's supposed to be in a pancake topping context, but that punchline belongs exclusively with the "Why have you got a steering wheel down your trousers?" feedline. I mean, c'mon.

Conditional-Pancakes said:
But I'm not telling you my best peanut butter joke, you might spread it.
There you go, that's the one. (Although I've always had it pegged as the butter joke - still works, though.)
 

weemadarthur

Mad as in angry, or mad as in crazy?
Launch is scum.

also i got an email from OM saying i should…i dunno, i don’t read spam, that i should post in this thread maybe. That’s funny. Is it only because i have access to it, or does OM also mail people scum thread titles?
 

Hedin

Oops, All Scum!
Staff member
I think Pancakes has the highest batting average on jokes so far, I like the prime mates one.
 

Chuggernaut

HONK HONK MF
Yeah that prime mates one is good lol. Pancakes is killing it.

Nat’s joke when he was voting for Anex was not good.

Also can confirm, Nat does have a very bad habit of wandering into a zombie horde by himself
 

Hawthorn

I'll explain my reasons later
Favourite jokes so far:

Natiko's anexcellent pun

Zipped's "I guess the joke will be on me" post

Pancakes: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end.

Random: I tried to bait him into posting sloppysteaks.gif but he didn't bite. I guess I'm just an amateur baiter, I need to work harder if I want to become a master

Donnie: Okay now we're cooking. I'd like to add one more funny bone joke to the pot but they might become laughing stock

Negative points to Captain Nuevo for this crack: "preferring lies of omission and being very careful with wording. Like a politician/lawyer? :rimshot:"
 

Hawthorn

I'll explain my reasons later
Also, my conspiracy theory is that EC is scum and he changed his behavior because he was arguing with a scum mate in their thread about whether or not he should say he's town.

With Monkey, I would guess town.
 

Chuggernaut

HONK HONK MF
Random: I tried to bait him into posting sloppysteaks.gif but he didn't bite. I guess I'm just an amateur baiter, I need to work harder if I want to become a master

lmao this one actually flew over my head until i saw this.

That Donnie one was also real good.
 

Sawneeks

little green dog
Zipped
Gosh I hope not, Otherwise
yeah-csi.gif


I guess the joke will be on me.

horatio-cane-csi-miami.gif
don't even know if this one counts but the CSI 'YEAHHHH' always makes me laugh.
 

Fanto

Confirmed Town
My reads seem to be holding up well enough. I'd be voting for Kopite with CaptainNuevo here.
 

Hedin

Oops, All Scum!
Staff member
Heading to a birthday party in a bit so if you have any more nominations get them in, will put up the poll when I get home.
 

Hawthorn

I'll explain my reasons later
It happens, LP, I’m sorry you got caught out by timing. I will root for the rest of your team, who are now the plucky underdog dads.
 

Hedin

Oops, All Scum!
Staff member
Still some time to put in your vote if anyone hasn't already.

This is also where I tease that the night actions are going to be interesting.
 

Hedin

Oops, All Scum!
Staff member
Random won the best joke contest with his joke: "I tried to bait him into posting sloppysteaks.gif but he didn't bite. I guess I'm just an amateur baiter, I need to work harder if I want to become a master."

For Day 2 you are going to be nominating and voting the worst joke of the day.
 

Donnie

Mafia, pocketed, or dead N1
I'm just glad I got to bow off stage with Lone Prodigy ! Really great premise btw, the jokes are creating some great energy. I wasn't recording it in my posts but I was noting on paper who was joking regularly and well and who wasn't lol
 

Fanto

Confirmed Town
Donnie getting killed N1 means whoever is on Scum team is scared of his performance in Nightless.

Natiko is still my top Scum read in that case lol.
 

Donnie

Mafia, pocketed, or dead N1
Yeah, I'll say I was looking at Natiko and Launch equally off the back of the initial EC train but it didn't check out to me that Nat claimed it was a pressure vote to get an answer, didn't seem to accept the eventual answer but then listed him as a likely town flip at day end lol combined with LP handwaving the EC talk it felt like distancing. Launch came out of that more naturally and was putting in good effort in the second half of day one so Nat seems like a good bet right now.
 

Sawneeks

little green dog
Random won the best joke contest with his joke: "I tried to bait him into posting sloppysteaks.gif but he didn't bite. I guess I'm just an amateur baiter, I need to work harder if I want to become a master."

For Day 2 you are going to be nominating and voting the worst joke of the day.
by worst joke do you mean bad and unfunny or 'this made me groan and roll my eyes' bad?
 

HPSauce

Wait, I was right? Fuck
I'd personally take dying on day 1 as a compliment. Did you post a reads list or anything like that Donnie?
 

Donnie

Mafia, pocketed, or dead N1
I'd personally take dying on day 1 as a compliment. Did you post a reads list or anything like that Donnie?

I did!


This was my early game feels, then I refined some of those thoughts as I got closer to voting, the main change being that I thought Launch came off better once he got off the EC stuff and into the rest of the day's discussion but I noted in my other two *big* posts that I still thought the movement on EC was going to be important.
 

HPSauce

Wait, I was right? Fuck
I did!


This was my early game feels, then I refined some of those thoughts as I got closer to voting, the main change being that I thought Launch came off better once he got off the EC stuff and into the rest of the day's discussion but I noted in my other two *big* posts that I still thought the movement on EC was going to be important.
That may have got you killed
 

Sawneeks

little green dog
Cappa makes a convincing argument though. I kind of love weird info tidbits and referencing Ready Player One makes monkey shrivel like a raisin so it's a double win.

you need to make a really, really bad joke. i believe in you.
 

Alexem

Yeah, I'm town
Sorry, anex, but I think this has to be my 'front' runner for now:

anexanhume said:
What did Mr. Ed say to his caretaker as he prepared to machine some aluminum?

Will burr!
 

Donnie

Mafia, pocketed, or dead N1
Definitely side eyeing Nat and Rando right now. The way Random pushed towards Zipped at the last minute on EoD with the result in hindsight, theb straight back to him, I'm just struggling to get behind Random's logic that Zipped is an obvious next target post LP and his proposal of Zipped flip vs Bojack feels a little like a trap for both. The fact Nat stepped in to validate him (and by proxy himself) on the EC stuff , hmm. A little wifomy but Ra's town core reaction would incidentally line up with the type of take LP was trying to validate as town looking in his mid d1 post. Just not getting a town vibe from Ra either generally, his points seem to stretch past my natural inclinations anyway.

Maybe this is just both of them being on my non town early reads looking for confirmation but I would probably be looking at both right now. Could potentially soft town Zipped and Bojack there but put nothing past scum after Nightless lol also no idea how many of them there are in this game.
 

HPSauce

Wait, I was right? Fuck
Who are you scum leaning on, Launch/Monkey?
I always scum read Launch lol. He's probably town here though.

I don't know what to make of Monkey here. I'll always advocate voting her because she's just too dangerous to leave alive unless she's definitely cleared.
 

Donnie

Mafia, pocketed, or dead N1
I always scum read Launch lol. He's probably town here though.

I don't know what to make of Monkey here. I'll always advocate voting her because she's just too dangerous to leave alive unless she's definitely cleared.

Haha okay. What I'll say on Monkey is she's very carefully made sure that whether she turns up town or scum it won't invalidate her thoughts and push on looking for townies/town core, and coming off Nightless I couldn't help but get behind that. Head wise I was trying to stay at neutral on her but my heart definitely was saying even with the careful positioning of the proposal that she wouldn't want to leave this game as scum undermining the idea. It feels like something bigger than the specific game to her and I don't think she would want to shade that. Ofc I lack experience with her playstyle lol that might be the perfect response for her.
 

Alexem

Yeah, I'm town
OK Donnie, this is when you can start feeling good about early scum flips.

Dr. Monkey said:
How’s this game like a calendar?
The days are numbered! heyoooo
This isn't a worst joke nomination, this is just me looking forward to the next series of Aggretsuko.
 

Donnie

Mafia, pocketed, or dead N1
I think Doc Monkey is scum

Yeaaaah I think 9 was wavering town before but this


This first paragraph is the exact logic I used to pick LP over Zipped but not at all the reasoning she gave lol and she's trying to push things fast. If she's scum you called it before me lol

OK Donnie, this is when you can start feeling good about early scum flips.


This isn't a worst joke nomination, this is just me looking forward to the next series of Aggretsuko.

Haha no it's too soon! That show is v good btw
 

Alexem

Yeah, I'm town
CaptainNuevo said:
Oh hey, just realized I haven't made any jokes yet for spec to vote on in case they want my gimmick to unlock. *Winks and flexes to the crowds*

How did the Easter Bunny like his beer?

Hoppy
Sorry Coppa, you'll have to do worse than that if you want to inflict Ready Player One on us all.

(Please don't tell him to make worse jokes. Nobody wants consequences like that.)
 
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