Game Thread MafiEra Mafia Ultimate Day 3

[Thresh]

Pazzo sees a pair of three

Oh, Pazzo right ok

 

[Yami Bakura]

Buy: Atomic Bomb

Hey uh, what do you need that for?

 

[Cinderella]

Hey uh, what do you need that for?

will use it later, when we play risk

 

[Thresh]

Anyway, I'm going to let poker happen and I'll bust open this day when you all are done. I've got memes for you.

 

[Lightning Strikes]

Hey uh, what do you need that for?

i see you havent read the actual cinderella story

 

[Illuminati member 2]

Hey uh, what do you need that for?

More Nukes.

 

[Minecraft Steve]

Geno has told me that I am legally allowed to say that I played pokemon last night, I love this nonsense but I don't do costumes well, you all know who I'm going to be anyway

 

[Geno]

Let me announce Poker Lineup:
Yami Bakura
Barney
Captain Skunkbeard
Pazzo
Blue Ranger
I'll deal you cards in a moment via PM

 

[Blue Ranger]

You’re going down

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Pazzo is going clown

 

[Yami Bakura]

 

[Carl]

Just going to sit down over here and stay out of the way while this card game is going on.

 

[Bob Ross]

Pazzo is going clown

i can paint you later.

 

[Minecraft Steve]

good luck pokerers

 

[Catalina]

so are we treating this like day 1 or day 3?

 

[Cinderella]

Let me announce Poker Lineup:
Yami Bakura
Barney
Captain Skunkbeard
Pazzo
Blue Ranger
I'll deal you cards in a moment via PM

you‘re missing cinderella

 

[Captain Skunkbeard]

Ye'll all be meetin' Davey Jones 'n his empty locker soon enough.

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Pazzo thinks his cards are upside down

 

[Claude]

why do I have a baseball bat?

 

[Barney]

altpop

 

[Cinderella]

Pazzo thinks his cards are upside down

pazzoshouldtellsoriantoanteupthegame

 

[San Franpsycho]

I believe nin is a good flip today.

 

[Baba Yaga]

Geno has told me that I am legally allowed to say that I played pokemon last night, I love this nonsense but I don't do costumes well, you all know who I'm going to be anyway

Breh, how lame.

 

[Bob Ross]

so are we treating this like day 1 or day 3?

day 3? but it's going to be difficult to keep going from d2 when we have an all new layer of weird shit going on.

 

[Illuminati member 4]

Buy: Atomic Bomb

Ummm

 

[Black Ranger]

why do I have a baseball bat?

Why wouldn't you?

 

[Baba Yaga]

I believe nin is a good flip today.

Agreed. Vote: Barack Obama

 

[Thresh]

I believe nin is a good flip today.

Can you elaborate why?

 

[Claude]

Why wouldn't you?

also a fair question

 

[Illuminati Member 5]

Buy: Atomic Bomb

Look at this fat cat.

 

[Thresh]

Breh, how lame.

I don't make the rules! Maybe I'm lying!

Also, you were never going to vote me today anyway so it doesn't matter

 

[Catalina]

so nobody died last night?

 

[Black Ranger]

Not only did nobody die, someone extra is alive.

 

[Geno]

@Barney Check PMs

 

[Illuminati member 4]

so nobody died last night?

Yes

 

[Illuminati member 4]

Not only did nobody die, someone extra is alive.

????

 

[Baba Yaga]

so nobody died last night?

Unless you think Geno is lying. I tend to take the game runner at their word for in-game updates.

 

[Geno]

Captain America's Shield and Heavy Weights bought.

 

[Baba Yaga]

????

Going by the player count, there is one more than there should be.

 

[Geno]

Please hold game talk until Poker is done, Barney you have 2 minutes or it's a fold

 

[Bob Ross]

D1: one dead
N1: one dead
D2: three dead

So five dead. We should have 33 alive players?

 

[Bob Ross]

Please hold game talk until Poker is done, Barney you have 2 minutes or it's a fold

sorry

 

[Geno]

Barney auto folds

 

[Geno]

You may bet
Pazzo has the blind
@Yami Bakura
@Captain Skunkbeard
@Blue Ranger
Total Pool: 40

 

[Barney]

damn 2 slow

 

[Geno]

Captain Skunkbeard calls the blind
Total Pool: 80

 

[Geno]

Yami Bakura folds

 

[Geno]

Blue Ranger folds
@Pazzo the Ghost Clown do you raise or we open cards?

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Pazzo will raise 40

 

[Geno]

Pool: 120
@Captain Skunkbeard

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Pazzo likes the cards with the pictures on them because Pazzo thinks they look like clowns

 

[Captain Skunkbeard]

I can nah work wit' these cards, I 'ave t' fold.

 

[Kool-Aid Man]

Oh Yeah! It’s the Kool-Aid Man!

 

[Geno]

Pazzo wins the round
Totals
Pazzo: 340
Skunkbeard: 260 Has the blind Round 2
Blue Ranger: 300
Yami Bakura: 300
Barney: 300

 

[Kool-Aid Man]

So did anyone die last night? Are we any players down?

 

[Yami Bakura]

Banish to the Shadow Realm: Pazzo

 

[Captain Skunkbeard]

So did anyone die last night? Are we any players down?

We be playin' poker, walk the plank.

 

[Black Ranger]

So did anyone die last night? Are we any players down?

We've been asked to wait until they're done with poker.

 

[Geno]

Banish to the Shadow Realm: Pazzo

Pazzo has auto folded Round 2

 

[Geno]

@Captain Skunkbeard Check PM

 

[Illuminati member 2]

Oh Yeah! It’s the Kool-Aid Man!

Hell yeah it's the brand new flavour!

 

[Pink Ranger]

 

[Geno]

Pool 40
@Blue Ranger Plays next
@Yami Bakura
@Barney

 

[Barney]

Barney stares menacing

 

[Barney]

 

[Kool-Aid Man]

We be playin' poker, walk the plank.

Gah- Har, want to drink the kool-aid?

 

[Geno]

Blue Ranger you have 2 minutes

 

[Blue Ranger]

Raise: 50

 

[Kool-Aid Man]

Hell yeah it's the brand new flavour!

Party punch mountain blue right here!

 

[Minecraft Steve]

Gah- Har, want to drink the kool-aid?

does it come with a free pair of nikes

 

[Geno]

Pool: 90
@Yami Bakura

 

[Barney]

Barney is dying of boredom

 

[Yami Bakura]

Call

 

[Geno]

@Barney
Pool: 140

 

[Barney]

fold

 

[Geno]

@Captain Skunkbeard

 

[Captain Skunkbeard]

Are ye all hornswagglin'? These cards are trash. Fold.

 

[Geno]

@Blue Ranger

 

[Blue Ranger]

Raise: 50

 

[Geno]

Pool: 190
@Yami Bakura

 

[Yami Bakura]

Call

 

[Geno]

Pool: 240
@Blue Ranger

 

[Kool-Aid Man]

does it come with a free pair of nikes

No but I might be persuaded to bring a Jammer or two

 

[Geno]

Atomic Bomb has been bought

 

[Blue Ranger]

Pool: 240
@Blue Ranger

 

[Geno]

Cards revealed:
Blue Ranger wins with a 2 pair 9s and Js

 

[Geno]

Pazzo: 340
Skunkbeard: 220
Blue Ranger: 440
Yami Bakura: 200
Barney: 300
Final round

 

[Barney]

kekw

 

[Yami Bakura]

I summon the Winged Dragon of Ra!

 

[Barney]

Barney is upset

 

[Geno]

Yami Bakura draws a 6th card from the deck

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Pazzo thinks Yami Bakura might not be on the up and up

 

[Barney]

 

[Honey]

Boy Yu Gi Oh and GTA and other stuff

what a fine clusterfark of collection here you got goin Geno

 

[Captain Skunkbeard]

I may be a pirate, but 'tis the most blatant hornswogglin' I've ever seen.

 

[Barney]

Hi, it's Launchpad here again. I am very upset by this poker game. I will prove my displeasure by sending this from all my alt accounts now.

 

[Illuminati member 2]

I ship Barney and Yami Bakura. I call it Barkura.

 

[Barney]

I ship Barney and Yami Bakura. I call it Barkura.

Barney ships these hands and ur face

 

[Honey]

moar like basura

 

[Blue Ranger]

Pazzo thinks Yami Bakura might not be on the up and up