Game Thread Love Boat: The Spin-off |OT| We Bare Boats

[Giant Rubber Duck]

Why didn't I think of opening with this

 

[Galleon]

 

[Beluga Whale]

Hello everybody, who should we krill today
(The puns begin)

 

[Houseboat]

Hello everybody, who should we krill today
(The puns begin)

Anyone who posts in puns.

 

[Jet Ski]

Vote: Beluga Whale

All's whale that ends whale

 

[Submarine]

Now that's a submarine gif!

 

[Beluga Whale]

Anyone who posts in puns.

But what if multiple people post in puns

 

[Submarine]

The Beluga Whale isn't even a boat!

No boat, we vote!

Vote: Beluga Whale

 

[Lifeboat]

kayaks are red and red is mafia

Vote: Kayak

 

[Skiff]

We identify accounts who are using light mode so we can put their partners out of their misery.

 

[Houseboat]

We identify accounts who are using light mode so we can put their partners out of their misery.

There's a light mode on this website?

 

[Giant Rubber Duck]

Tempted to turn on light mode, but my partner will probably hate it.

 

[Beluga Whale]

Starting out hot.

Vote: Submarine What do you have against the superior deep sea diver

 

[Lifeboat]

Starting out hot.

Vote: Submarine What do you have against the superior deep sea diver

You can vote submarine out now. You need to wait until day 3 and call them the deep mafia before voting for them.

 

[Lifeboat]

can't vote

goddammit

 

[Giant Rubber Duck]

You can vote submarine out now. You need to wait until day 3 and call them the deep mafia before voting for them.

I need to be saved after that one.

 

[Beluga Whale]

You can vote submarine out now. You need to wait until day 3 and call them the deep mafia before voting for them.

 

[Houseboat]

In this game, are we going to call it being chunneled instead of tunneled?

 

[Submarine]

Starting out hot.

Vote: Submarine What do you have against the superior deep sea diver

You're just jealous that you can't make a rhyming slogan out of a vote for us!

No Boat, We Vote!

 

[Lifeboat]

You're just jealous that you can't make a rhyming slogan out of a vote for us!

No Boat, We Vote!

Technically a Galleon is a ship, not a boat.

 

[Beluga Whale]

Technically a Galleon is a ship, not a boat.

Have any doubloons?

 

[Houseboat]

Technically a Galleon is a ship, not a boat.

(jumps off the lifeboat)

 

[Lifeboat]

Hi everyone

I'm here for a good time, not a long time

 

[Submarine]

Players, attention please.

It's come to my attention that, since you are sharing accounts and drafts are saved every 60 seconds, some of you are running into drafts of messages that the other player is writing. Would you like the draft option disabled for the duration of this game?

Thank you for disabling this. I accidentally fucked up Engineer #2's draft in our chat yesterday lol

(worst part about being a 2 man sub is it's hard to see each other because we are each manning like 5 different stations UGH)

Why didn't I think of opening with this

it's okay. Your opening post could have been way worse lol. (totally not talking from experience.) Besides that QUACK was perfection!

Now that's a submarine gif!

*confused* I don't get it.

Starting out hot.

Vote: Submarine What do you have against the superior deep sea diver

I was going to ask what you were referring to, but idiot me realized Engineer 2 voted for you lol. Honestly I find their logic week as A Giant Rubber duck also isn't a boat lol.

Fuck we aren't even a boat!

Come on Engineer you can justify better than that.

 

[Beluga Whale]

You're just jealous that you can't make a rhyming slogan out of a vote for us!

No Boat, We Vote!

Vote sub, they're scum

 

[Beluga Whale]

Thank you for disabling this. I accidentally fucked up Engineer #2's draft in our chat yesterday lol

(worst part about being a 2 man sub is it's hard to see each other because we are each manning like 5 different stations UGH)

it's okay. Your opening post could have been way worse lol. (totally not talking from experience.) Besides that QUACK was perfection!

*confused* I don't get it.

I was going to ask what you were referring to, but idiot me realized Engineer 2 voted for you lol. Honestly I find their logic week as A Giant Rubber duck also isn't a boat lol.

Fuck we aren't even a boat!

Come on Engineer you can justify better than that.

Now you got me curious. You call yourselves Engineer 1 and 2? Very cool.

 

[Lifeboat]

Thank you for disabling this. I accidentally fucked up Engineer #2's draft in our chat yesterday lol

(worst part about being a 2 man sub is it's hard to see each other because we are each manning like 5 different stations UGH)

it's okay. Your opening post could have been way worse lol. (totally not talking from experience.) Besides that QUACK was perfection!

*confused* I don't get it.

I was going to ask what you were referring to, but idiot me realized Engineer 2 voted for you lol. Honestly I find their logic week as A Giant Rubber duck also isn't a boat lol.

Fuck we aren't even a boat!

Come on Engineer you can justify better than that.

A submarine is a boat.

I doubt your qualifications to be Engineer #2. Need to be demoted

 

[Jet Ski]

How you decide who was number 1 and who was number 2

 

[Lifeboat]

Now you got me curious. You call yourselves Engineer 1 and 2? Very cool.

is it cool? seems kind of cringe

 

[Submarine]

Now you got me curious. You call yourselves Engineer 1 and 2? Very cool.

Yep! Just two peas in a sub traveling the ocean making beef with Aquatic mammals apparently...

A submarine is a boat.

I doubt your qualifications to be Engineer #2. Need to be demoted

I'm not Engineer #2 though. I'm Engineer #1.

 

[Submarine]

*confused* I don't get it.

Submarine (baseball) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I was going to ask what you were referring to, but idiot me realized Engineer 2 voted for you lol. Honestly I find their logic week as A Giant Rubber duck also isn't a boat lol.

Fuck we aren't even a boat!

Come on Engineer you can justify better than that.

Subs are boats!

And don't get me started on the Giant Rubber Duck, I've got my eye on them too!

Who needs justification when you have a rhyme though?

Vote sub, they're scum

 

[Beluga Whale]

Ok here's a question
If you can ride something on the water, could it be considered a watercraft

 

[Lifeboat]

Yep! Just two peas in a sub traveling the ocean making beef with Aquatic mammals apparently...

I'm not Engineer #2 though. I'm Engineer #1.

Yeah and I doubt your qualifications to even be engineer #2

 

[Houseboat]

Submarines are often armed with nuclear weapons. Nuclear weapons are bad. Ergo, submarines are bad.

Vote: Submarine

 

[Submarine]

How you decide who was number 1 and who was number 2

I posted first *shrug*

is it cool? seems kind of cringe

Hey, i'm just doing my job and that job is to be an Sub Engineer so leave me in peace LOL.

 

[Submarine]

How you decide who was number 1 and who was number 2

I'm number 2 because number 1 is closer to the only microphone on board, so you can't hear me as well.

is it cool? seems kind of cringe

You're cringe.

 

[Gondola]

How you decide who was number 1 and who was number 2

Makes u think doesnt it

 

[Beluga Whale]

is it cool? seems kind of cringe

After a certain age cringe just means enjoying life.

 

[Giant Rubber Duck]

Tempted to turn on light mode, but my partner will probably hate it.

please no

 

[Submarine]

Ok here's a question
If you can ride something on the water, could it be considered a watercraft

Uhhhh yes? I guess? Are you actually two humans riding belugas... or A beluga riding another beluga???

Yeah and I doubt your qualifications to even be engineer #2

That's because I'm Engineer 1 lol. Also it's been established that I can't read, so clearly I'm not qualified to be 2 anyways.

Submarines are often armed with nuclear weapons. Nuclear weapons are bad. Ergo, submarines are bad.

Vote: Submarine

We are nuclear powered not packing nuclear weapons. And Nuclear power is totally safe when done right!

 

[Lifeboat]

Gotta turn on Blue mode for the authentic ocean experience

 

[Submarine]

Gotta turn on Blue mode for the authentic ocean experience

But that'll just turn us into tumblr lol.

 

[Houseboat]

We are nuclear powered not packing nuclear weapons. And Nuclear power is totally safe when done right!

 

[Beluga Whale]

But that'll just turn us into tumblr lol.

That could be a fun mafia game

 

[Submarine]

That could be a fun mafia game

A mafia game based on tumblr or a mafia game run on tumblr?

 

[Beluga Whale]

A mafia game based on tumblr or a mafia game run on tumblr?

The former

 

[Submarine]

Wow, a The World Is Not Enough reference, one of the least remembered Bond films.

 

[Submarine]

The former

Definitely could work! There are a lot of tumblr memes that could be featured like the 3 weed smoking girlfriends lol (neighbor chat???).

 

[Houseboat]

Gotta turn on Blue mode for the authentic ocean experience

That will cost $8, no thanks.

 

[Skiff]

Definitely could work! There are a lot of tumblr memes that could be featured like the 3 weed smoking girlfriends lol (neighbor chat???).

Do they smoke weed?

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[Submarine]

Do they smoke weed?

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Yes! The 3 weed smoking girlfriends smoke weed.

 

[Inflatable Boat]

Hi, it's Launchpad here again. I am very upset by what you just said about me. I will prove my displeasure by sending this from all my alt accounts now.

 

[Beluga Whale]

I just realized that I need to keep track of where I am in thread since it skips to where my partner left off. Nice

 

[Submarine]

Yeah it's def annoying lol. I rely so had on notifications establish when out and about. Mind you I'm just stuck in a sub so there's that at least.

 

[Jet Ski]

You nerds read the thread?

 

[Submarine]

You nerds read the thread?

I can't read.

 

[Houseboat]

You nerds read the thread?

Plenty of time for reading when you're on a houseboat.

 

[Gondola]

You nerds read the thread?

Sorry Gondaling (?) keeps my hands full, did you?

 

[Jet Ski]

Sorry Gondaling (?) keeps my hands full, did you?

i ain't reading all that

i'm happy for you tho

or sorry that happened

 

[Galleon]

Technically a Galleon is a ship, not a boat.

You. We like you.

We are a SHIP.

I find
vote: houseboat
to be a good move, as they are both the least fun of flotation devices and also their protection and voting behavior is sus.

 

[Jet Ski]

What is a ship if not a very large boat

 

[Galleon]

What is a ship if not a very large boat

Depends if tumblr is involved, innit

 

[Jet Ski]

Depends if tumblr is involved, innit

Oh I see what you did there, bruv

 

[Beluga Whale]

What is a boat if not a very large raft

 

[Submarine]

I just realized that I need to keep track of where I am in thread since it skips to where my partner left off. Nice

The pro tip is to just always leave the thread open, then click the post number of the last post when you come back, so it refreshes you right to where you were.

 

[Submarine]

The pro tip is to just always leave the thread open, then click the post number of the last post when you come back, so it refreshes you right to where you were.

Yep this is what I've been doing. It works easily enough if you only one one device... working going to suck man.

 

[Beluga Whale]

The pro tip is to just always leave the thread open, then click the post number of the last post when you come back, so it refreshes you right to where you were.

Smart

I'll try it out

 

[Giant Rubber Duck]

Submarine's role playing is too nerdy to be scum

 

[Beluga Whale]

Submarine's role playing is too nerdy to be scum

Counterpoint: it's nerdy enough to be scum

 

[Houseboat]

Submarine's role playing is too nerdy to be scum

Is this a legitimate read you are offering?

 

[Giant Rubber Duck]

hi its Launchpad here again

i am very upset by what you just said about me

i will prove my displeasure by sending this from all my alt accounts now

 

[Giant Rubber Duck]

Is this a legitimate read you are offering?

Yeah, they're enjoying it too much. Scum are a no fun allowed kinda group.

 

[Cruise Ship]

I'm the only one annoyed that engineer #2 is trying to exploit the game posting in italic?

 

[Houseboat]

I'm the only one annoyed that engineer #2 is trying to exploit the game posting in italic?

We have no idea if that's what is actually going on though.

 

[Giant Rubber Duck]

That's very rude. Engineer #2 can't help they're far from the mic.

 

[Galleon]

I'm the only one annoyed that engineer #2 is trying to exploit the game posting in italic?

Where’s the rule that says players can’t be distinctive?

 

[Giant Rubber Duck]

On a serious note I don't think there is any rule against signaling which part of the pair is posting.

 

[Gondola]

I'm the only one annoyed that engineer #2 is trying to exploit the game posting in italic?

Wait what?

 

[Cruise Ship]

There isn't a rule (and I don't think Bear could even enforce it) but the fun part of a game where 2 players post from one account is not knowing who is posting. It seems boring to lose that.

As a Cruise ship I'm really bothered when we are not having fun

 

[Giant Rubber Duck]

Sus backtracking

 

[Jet Ski]

A hydra game is pretty new for the community so I don't think there's anything wrong with trying to find the best way to approach it. Like I attempted to make a plan with my partner but they won't talk to me so

 

[Gondola]

If anyone is doing anything that isn't in the spirit of the game I'm sure Bear will let them know, probably no need for us to worry about it within the thread. Also as fun as the pandemonium is, I'm having trouble differentiating the accounts nevermind the individual voices on each one lol so I won't complain

 

[Galleon]

Grog issued, commence shitposting

 

[Giant Rubber Duck]

A hydra game is pretty new for the community so I don't think there's anything wrong with trying to find the best way to approach it. Like I attempted to make a plan with my partner but they won't talk to me so

Aww :(

 

[Submarine]

You'll have to take my italics from my cold dead hands, this is my gimmick, deal with it!

 

[Beluga Whale]

A hydra game is pretty new for the community so I don't think there's anything wrong with trying to find the best way to approach it. Like I attempted to make a plan with my partner but they won't talk to me so

As jet always say, if at first you don't succskii, try and try again.

 

[Yacht]

Whale, whale, whale.

 

[Submarine]

A hydra game is pretty new for the community so I don't think there's anything wrong with trying to find the best way to approach it. Like I attempted to make a plan with my partner but they won't talk to me so

Awwww that sucks. You'd think sharing a Jet ski would make it easy to talk.

Whale, whale, whale.

Hows the whaling go Yacht? Got any sweet SSR recently?

 

[Submarine]

I find
vote: houseboat
to be a good move, as they are both the least fun of flotation devices and also their protection and voting behavior is sus.

Ok, let's go back to this.

First of all, whats not fun about houseboats as flotation devices? It's a whole damn house on a boat...

Secondly, what do you mean by "protection"?

And last, what about their vote is sus to you?

 

[The Bear]

==== DAY 1 VOTES ====
Day Start

Beluga Whale (2 votes)
Jet Ski - #105
Submarine - #108

Submarine (2 votes)
Beluga Whale - #113
Houseboat - #134

Kayak (1 votes)
Lifeboat - #109

Houseboat (1 votes)
Galleon - #160

Not voting: Giant Rubber Duck, Cruise Ship, Gondola, Yacht, Kayak, Inflatable Boat, Skiff

Post Counts:
Submarine: 21 Beluga Whale: 16 Giant Rubber Duck: 12 Houseboat: 12 Lifeboat: 9 Jet Ski: 7 Gondola: 6 Galleon: 5 Cruise Ship: 2 Skiff: 2 Yacht: 1 Inflatable Boat: 1

Current Countdown:

Click here to go to the Vote Tool!

 

[Submarine]

Lifeboat has the best vote out of any of us so far.

 

[Houseboat]

Lifeboat has the best vote out of any of us so far.

And what makes you say that?

 

[Submarine]

And what makes you say that?

It's a work of art.

kayaks are red and red is mafia

Vote: Kayak

 

[Lifeboat]

In this game, are we going to call it being chunneled instead of tunneled?

We could call it aqueducting?

You'll have to take my italics from my cold dead hands, this is my gimmick, deal with it!

In that case, Engineer 1 might have to vacate their position at the microphone and move further away to get the same muffled effect.

 

[Submarine]

In that case, Engineer 1 might have to vacate their position at the microphone and move further away to get the same muffled effect.

Unfortunately since it's just the two of us on this damn thing, we need to stay at our stations or we can't control it.

 

[Kayak]

kayaks are red and red is mafia

Vote: Kayak

But.. your color.. am confused :(

Definitely could work! There are a lot of tumblr memes that could be featured like the 3 weed smoking girlfriends lol (neighbor chat???).

What the fuck did I just read?

hi its Launchpad here again

i am very upset by what you just said about me

i will prove my displeasure by sending this from all my alt accounts now

7/10 meme, not bad but could be better

 

[Cruise Ship]

We have no idea if that's what is actually going on though.

It obviously is— wondering what else you thought was going on with the italics.

A hydra game is pretty new for the community so I don't think there's anything wrong with trying to find the best way to approach it. Like I attempted to make a plan with my partner but they won't talk to me so

Why did you share that your partner won’t talk to you?

 

[Lifeboat]

But.. your color.. am confused :(


What the fuck did I just read?


7/10 meme, not bad but could be better

Lifeboats are orange.

this guy is mafia

 

[Inflatable Boat]

As jet always say, if at first you don't succskii, try and try again.

I would like to submit a complaint to the Bear running this boat game. This post gave my physical pain.

7/10 meme, not bad but could be better

:(

 

[Lifeboat]

Honestly, Engineer 2's tip about clicking the post number to refresh the thread blew my mind.