Scum Thread Those who kind of like Mafia but take it too seriously.

Blargonaut

Blargonaut

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Geno, query: does the Nexus effect of the Switch, prevent it from being stolen from me? Will Item Steal actions fail against me while I'm holding it?
 
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Blargonaut

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wait the "Nexus" effect of me holding the Nintendo Switch, is like a passive effect, right

Like me holding this at arm's length above my head away from Zook while he frantically tries to take it from me, md holding the Nintendo Switch makes me a Nexus yeah? Which means Item Steal actions fail against me? (it's impossible to steal the Nintendo Switch from me?)
 
Blargonaut

Blargonaut

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hmm seems the Test wind is blowing my way now after Chuggs fuckin open-wolfed

Alright I'm gonna think up something based off my Simon destruction lemme finish pooping brb
 
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Geno said:
Nintendo switch makes you nexus to everything but kills and item steals, the memory of the night before you can use now and learn 1 action that happened N4
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Oh sorry Geno didn't recall you already answered this here, forget me and move on with your life thnx
 
Blargonaut

Blargonaut

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hmm I could LIE about the 5 Night-action randomisation shot being missing from the Simon list.

What would that accomplish? Throwing shade on melon? Melon calling me a big liar and us having a confrontation about that
 
Blargonaut

Blargonaut

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for me reference:

ORIGINAL SIMON LIST:

1-shot, Simon steals a player's voting right and becomes Doublevoter for that single Day. Can't be used during mylo/lylo.
1-shot, 5 night actions are randomized the next night.
1-shot, Simon becomes vote-out proof and bulletproof the following night
1-shot, Simon chooses 2 players, they'll be immune to NK's the following Night.
1-shot, The previous day modifiers are added to the existing day modifiers.


CURRENT SIMON LIST:

1-shot, 5 players become Doublevoters. Can't be used during mylo/lylo.
1-shot, No Turbo during the Day, it will end only once time runs out.
1-shot, everyone gets Roleblocked except the mafia NK's.
1-shot, next day the voted out player will not flip.
1-shot, Simon destroys the board, no more Simons
1-shot, Simon gains 1000 Mafiera Bucks
1-shot, The previous day modifiers are added to the existing day modifiers. Cannot be done this day.
 
Blargonaut

Blargonaut

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yeah I'm here, alright take the Switch

WHAT IS THIS, YOU ASK? ONLY THE NEXT GENERATION IN BOTH HANDHELD AND HOME ENTERTAINMENT! CHARGE IT AND TAKE IT WITH YOU ON THE GO, OR DOCK IT AND ENJOY THE VAST NINTENDO CATALOGUE OF GAMES FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR FAVOURITE CHAIR. THIS IS THE NINTENDO SWITCH: Zook
 
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Zookfoodle

Ah shit, man
I should be on faddy's good side hopefully
Dr monkey ill need all the help you can give me, we will need your expertise to make it out of this
 
Blargonaut

Blargonaut

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I have no idea what I'm about to do and what the consequences willl be but there's practically a death sentence on me so whatevs

Nice playing with y'all <3

It's gambit time
 
Blargonaut

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Zookfoodle

Alright so Monkey you wont be able to respond to this as I write it, but here's my massive gambit: you and I are probably both in hot water tomorrow. You were going to be likely voted out today if you hadn't been thanos snapped, and I'm going to be under fire for having the lie detector. I might be able to weasel my way out of it, but it'll be tough. Therefore, I think if we get a ton of heat tomorrow, we both fullclaim ourselves as scum and reveal all the information we can, including your day strong vig shot which you will have thanks to the fandorin kill and blarg giving me the switch before he died. I think town there was a lot of town flips today, and I think faddy's cabal, who doesn't want to lose the game to either the cult or the other scum team, would welcome a temporary alliance to try to scum hunt the other team, as it were. It certainly won't let us win the game but it might be more fun than just fake claiming and likely both getting lynched. I know this is literally the most batshit insane gambit ever invented by a mafia player in history, but it's what ive got. But i certainly wont out you as mafia if you dont agree to it because that would be the rudest thing ever
 
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Zookfoodle

Ok so what do i need to do to have monkey appear out of a magical portal and with the 3 consoles combined shoot chuggs with the power gun before he can pop an override
 
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Zookfoodle

Hey spec thread! Hows it going? You been having a good time over the holidays? I hope all of you have been doing swell. I'm excited for night 6, can't wait to see how this all shakes out! Take care for now, Zook <3
 
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Zookfoodle

Fwiw ended up not jumping out of a plane today weather got it pushed back
Also
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
however i do have a SPICY gambit im gonna try if it comes to it
 
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Zookfoodle

@Geno I am about to pull a pro gamer move but i have some questions
1. Can i freely send my nintendo switch to any player
2. If someone nightkills said player while they hold the Nintendo switch, would the killer get the switch?
 
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Zookfoodle

Geno said:
Yes to both
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Alright time to commit item/bank fraud
I can't give a hypothetical dr monkey my nintendo switch if i get lynched today, but i can store it on someone and use them as my personal piggy bank i can cause chaos from beyond the grave, because I think there's a high likelihood my second ultra-spicy gambit will fail today and I need to hedge my bets somewhat.
With that being said
Give Nintendo Switch To: The Wizard
God i hope this bullshit works
 
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Zookfoodle

Ok so my ultra-spicy gambit was if i had some heat on me and was gonna be overrided, i was gonna tell chuggs in the main thread "if i die, you die" in the main thread, to get him to use his override on someone other than me
But i guess that was all a lie lmao
Bears flip helps and we can pick up the nexus from wizards body so its not bad
But man it was gonna be so spicy and i wanted to look so cool
 
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Zookfoodle

Trap: The Wizard
Ninja: The Wizard
Thank you to the nintendo switch for allowing me to bounce my trap off of The Wizard like he is made of rubber and use his body as a convenient storage device
 
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Zookfoodle

Im alone arent i
Alone in this forsaken land
Muffin ate sawneeks who turned into dr monkey
Blarg was killed by the final boss
Mrhedin, a triple agent, dead by the machinations of a good board game
And EC, shot to death on day 2
and thus it was only me
I am the only one left
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever as i fall into the ever changing mists of lunacy and despair as my fate approaches like the sword of damocles shiny and sharp like a pendulum above my head tick tock tick tock the rabbits watch goes as i fall deeper into the hole that is wonderland
But i am ready to drag everyone else down screaming into an early grave as i continue my ninja rampage across mafiera
They will not find me such easy prey
 
Geno

Geno

Zookfoodle said:
Thank u geno
I hope u had good holidays
What do yall do in greece?
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Usually people travel, I almost never do though, went out on Christmas Eve and been home ever since lol, eating the good food.
Did you do anything to replace the parachuting?
 
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Zookfoodle

Geno said:
Usually people travel, I almost never do though, went out on Christmas Eve and been home ever since lol, eating the good food.
Did you do anything to replace the parachuting?
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Today i went out to lunch with the family, and that was nice.
Now after i did some work im chilling in bed and writing funny posts in here for spec thread to laugh at, probably will order some pizza soon
 
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Zookfoodle

@Blargonaut alright you can still post here i think
What do you think of my nexus switch shenangins, where i throw the nintendo switch at my target before day end to make them immune to being switched/ bodyguarded / healed and then come in for a kill as a ninja
 
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Zookfoodle

@Geno shoulda asked this before i did my dumb idea, but giving items away at night is the lowest priority possible, correct? So it would go off after any kill actions have resolved, ye?
 
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