Ok, first some catching up.
LP!!!!!!! *shakes fist*
<3
Yes, I deserved it.
You happy now Splints?
Red checks hurt.
I am half sorry. And for the record, Splinter is the one who ok'd my idea to put it on you in Scum Chat. You will see that I explicitly said I had never thought to do it to you because it would be too mean. But then you started scum reading me, and Splinter said it was ok, so I did it.
How did your own medicine taste though? <3
Also that time Fanto responded to every vote on him with a hella chole gif would be sufficient enough to vote him into oblivion.
I love all this bomb speculation
I said that same exact thing in Scum Chat around this same time I think lol.
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Now, with that all out of the way, my thoughts:
1. I am terrible at playing Scum. Note to future gamerunners, just roll again if I hit Scum please. No thank you, I'd like to just be friendly Town Fantomas from now on, thanks!
2. Well done to everyone who figured me out on D1/D2. B-Dubs especially, you knew who the Scum was on you. You knew I would never, ever, have voted for you on D1, and I never will again! I loved playing with you in GoT, hence why I needed you to die ASAP because you would know I was Scum!! <3
3. I did not meltdown a single time in Scum Chat. Not once. You may hear Scum players say otherwise, you may read things in there that would lead you to believe otherwise, but just know that I never melted down. Not in the game thread either. Not once.
4. As for my role, I have 0 regrets about the way I used it. Go ahead, tell me how I should have used it, tell me who I should have sent the check to, and that I shouldn't have put it on Melon, I don't care. You didn't have the role, I did, and I just got to do some hilarious shit with it.
5. Thank god that Fran was lying about the spec chat shit, because I would have exploded if I couldn't talk to people about all this.
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And then my final apologies list:
Half-Apology to Melon.
Near-Full Apologies to everyone we Scum Killed because at the end of the day I was ok with killing you and that's mean. That would be: Zipped, Blarg, Kalor, and Sorian.
Full Apologies to B-Dubs and Faddy.
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Now, I am here to answer any questions about what the fuck we were thinking about in Scum Chat, and why we killed who we did, etc. Also, go ahead and lob all of your criticisms at me, about why I suck as Scum, about how obviously fake I was all game, I can take it, I'm already well aware of it.
I am also here to root for my remaining Scum Team members! Wooooo! We got this!!!!