You get a 5% off coupon to Joja Mart should you solve this! The coupon is good for frozen dinners only, but exclusions may apply.I am here to get a read on Blarg, the other player's alignments do not concern me.
Verelios said:Friend, get your cow out of my farm and go. I'm not into any of those strange rituals you guys on the southside are up to.
Amazing intro post, Skyrim animation guy at his best. Also, Blarg is presenting himself as a Bard, something to take note of.
I have no idea what this one means, but I'm guessing it's RP.*scrutinises list*
"Mars Daemon's Martian Starch"
The most notable parts of this post are the two intentional misspellings. "Whine" instead of "wine", and "aggrow" instead of "agro" which I assume is short for "agriculture". We'll take a note of this as well.Nestled within the picturesque Stardew Valley you'll find a treat for the traveller's feet in Pelican Town fabulous whine country a front for big aggrow
Good vote.People are not pets
VOTE: Fireblend
Aha, as was established earlier, Blarg presented himself as a Bard in his first post, and later asks if Vere wants to hear a song.Want to hear a song?
This gif is incredible.
This is an epic burn.Maybe you should make a tool to shorten it
This unvote is likely Blarg testing the recent upgrades to the vote tool. He voted for Fireblend using his full name, but then unvoted using the nickname.UNVOTE: Fire
Another good vote.Whatever gets you kicked
VOTE: Natiko
A good question to ask Mao on D1 tbh, he's already getting a feel for him.you
What's your business?
I think this post is more RP.*reads label*
"The best salad is eaten alive."
I believe it.I've got pages of material(s)
As asked for, Blarg the Bard provides Vere with a song from the 80s...order up
"Video Unavailable"
But then quickly realizes that it wasn't quite as unknown as he was hoping for because it was in Stranger Things, thus bringing shame to his image of being a purveyor of obscurity.gross it was on the Stranger Things soundtrack? So much for my rare taste in coincidence
This chart is a beautiful representation of what it's like to spectate a Mafia game while trying to root for Town.At what stage in your work would you consider yourself to be at, according to the diagram below:
Very good gif response to an LP post.
I really wanted to stay in the dark for this but I failed and checked the design.
Blarg got the perfect role for him.
A visual statement in favour of a sustainable and environmentally ethical line-caught method as opposed to more industrial means, yet a simultaneous lamentation for the difficulty of scaling the ideal for modern demand
I cried laughing. And then Pedro pointed out something else and I died. This roster is a gift from the universe.I really wanted to stay in the dark for this but I failed and checked the design.
Blarg got the perfect role for him.
god, i never made that connection but it really is similar to vinceposting
Update since making this hot read based only on his first post:Natiko is Town.
Continuing to have fun with Mao and ask him the right questions.
Rate your satisfaction. Would you say the results lived up to your expectations? Will they bolster your future effectiveness?
Where would you place your project's status on the graph above?
Not sure what is being expressed with this gif.
I'll just echo what Kopite said above re: this quote.A visual statement in favour of a sustainable and environmentally ethical line-caught method as opposed to more industrial means, yet a simultaneous lamentation for the difficulty of scaling the ideal for modern demand
VOTE: Raz
Here we see that Blarg is once again trying out the new vote tool features, though he doesn't seem to fully understand how they work.How adaptive is your tool, Febe
Can it account for the basest permutations
VOTE: R
How many characters does it take to define a person
A great response to LP.
God is that you
VOTE: Ra
More vote tool attempts.I see
UNVOTE: Ra
Continuing to troll LP like a pro.but how kil that which no lyfe
A wonderfully obscure gif.
VOTE: Blargonaut
Still fits
Votes for himself but seems to not think it's worth it.but out of fashion
UNVOTE: Blargonaut
Bored perhaps?
Probably was bored, yes, as indicated by this wonderful question that was posed to Neon after he mentioned D1s generally being slow.You're stranded starving on a deserted island. You dream of a magical tree from which all manner of eats fall freely without end. You awaken to find you were dozing in the shade of the tree!
A voice resonates in your mind, the tree's boughs rustle as it speaks: "I am a tree of one wish and root; eternal vegetables, or eternal fruit?"
You understand it will keep you fed, but you must choose which of the two it will provide.
Endless fruit, or endless vegetables?
Here he gives Vincent an appropriate Dungeon Master response to his attempt to cut down the hypothetical tree.Eternal fruit? Eternal vegetables? This is a tree; it should not speak, let alone think and know of human distinctions of nature's bounty. You die with bark underneath your nails and between the teeth left in your mouth, but content in your righteous attempt to subdue certain evil and at the very least, knowing the knowledge of its abhorrent existence dies with you.
The tree shrugs as trees do, and eats you up slowly. It has never tasted human before.
Everyone else is crushed to death under a pile of their choice
The tomato rot becomes indistinguishable from your blood
On top of you
forever
The Dungeon Master response to the rest of the players who responded.Forever
And a beautiful vote for LP.VOTE: Lone_Prodigy
Let me tell you about the Town Circle in GoT then! Me, Faddy, Kopite, and Giant Panda. We trusted each other to the end, and we were all Town!Verelios said:I have never seen a town circle that hasn't cannibalized itself.
you are doubleplus firedI don't know what the fuck a Deadwood is.
It's like he can sense that I'm trying to get a read on him in here, god damn.Blargonaut said:If you thought you could read me before, now you simply won't. You face too much planning, too much cunning in excess of fact. You never learned to read. What are these words? Do you understand? You're not playing Stardew Valley [Mafia], I am.
Monkey just fired me though :(Blargonaut said:You only work here.
Razmos said:I have no idea what they by meta either, I think fep is suspicious based on what I said earlier, not sure about any meta
Dont know what an OMGUS is either
I'll still never forget the time in my first game when I asked Sophia in mentor chat "What does claim mean?" lol. I basically asked her for the meaning of every term I didn't understand during D1 lol.Razmos said:For the benefit of new players can we use less acronyms please lol
it's real good
ah, now i know why i don't know this
Someday I will convince Vincent of the importance of using his vote before EoD. Someday...Vincent Alexander said:It's a dilemma I have with playstyle around here. We want folks to be free with their votes, because they can easily be shifted, yet we see those same votes being thrown back in faces later as scum tells even if they're Day1 nonsense. So for now, I'd rather hold onto my vote like a penguin on an egg.
Vote: FireblendSo far I'm leaning towards Donna the most. She herself has admitted she's overthinking stuff, and her posts generally have an air of wanting to say something without commiting to anything really.
Also wanting to lunch Blarg at this point makes less sense than his ramblings.
detective fanto on the caseI bet they'll kill Natiko or Wee
Well, what did I say?detective fanto on the case
No one else was even near his level of Towniness lol.Update since making this hot read based only on his first post:
Natiko is now so Town that it hurts.
In all seriousness though, I think there are 4 different worlds here:
1. Blarg is the Poison Doctor
2. Blarg is Vanilla Town
3. Blarg is Mafia
4. Blarg is the Poisoner
I would love to be living in World 4, but I think we're probably just in World 2. Worlds 1 and 3 are possible, but I think 1 is more likely than 3 tbh.
This is why I said Donna and Stu are Scum together by the way, I just didn't want to take the time to make a real read because this is Spec Chat and I don't need to justify shit lol. :PYnnek7 said:Also, the Donna busywork and then the back and forth between her and Stu seems pretty performative. I can't remember if I've played in a game with both of them before, but it's feeling really odd for some reason.
Fireblend and Ynnek are Lovers.Man, you people are really obstinate. Take it from me as a married man, you have to compromise from time to time. Lynching me is bad news, and lynching ynnek means you've just not been paying attention.
Confirmed.When plan B is the same as plan A
So many breadcrumbs in there. Oof.
Verelios said:Did you play Mini-Mafia? That is literally the argument Fanto ran with in Mini-mafia.
Sorry I couldn’t resist peeking. I just had to know. My sick N1 reads were pretty good too, a shame I finally rolled town again just to die lolIt's lonely being the only one in here without spoilers. My shitty reads are just here to amuse you all.
I love that Aeleus asked for and received the link to Mini Mafia 6 so they could read through my terribletunnelscum read of Vere lol.
I can't wait to see his gif response to this lol.Reki said:Sorry for the tag, Blargonaut, but would you mind describing how do you see your playstyle yourself?
As others have mentioned, in LiS he moved his vote right at EoD on D1 to break a tie towards Town rather than his Scum partner, which was quite the bold move, but he didn't have many choices since he was there at EoD when almost no one else was and he wasn't sure if anyone else would break the tie, so he would have looked more suspicious for allowing the tie to go through than for voting Town over Scum in the long run.Reki said:I can't think of mafia!Fireblend being that bold so early in the game.
I don't remember where we came across the role but we decided we loved it. I think when we were working on SU.Also, yay, I love these events! Coincidentally I have only seen them in previous games from either Pedro or Monkey lol. :P
I don't remember where we came across the role but we decided we loved it. I think when we were working on SU.
I was submitting a game for review and saw that Pedro had changed his avatar to the joja logo, so that's probably the scum team flavour. That's all your getting for now.
Role PM said:You are Shane, the Goon, and you work for Joja Corporation. That’s the Mafia