The Mystery Machine

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Lets see who this really is: Neon Phantom, Ephidel

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Did I do this right

 

[San Franpsycho]

I think so.

 

[Aeleus]

Command received

 

[San Franpsycho]

my entire nation for a 48 hour night

i'm so tired

 

[Aeleus]

my entire nation for a 48 hour night

i'm so tired

Not interested in owning the US, seems it'd only get me killed, sorry.

You can always not post for the first 24 hours if you want

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Not interested in owning the US, seems it'd only get me killed, sorry.

You can always not post for the first 24 hours if you want

What’s the worst that could happen

 

[San Franpsycho]

everyone gets mad at me and kills me? lol

 

[San Franpsycho]

if we are not doused, I pray this means Neon is leaving the game and taking SC with

 

[Aeleus]

Neon Phantom is Ephidel, Vanilla Town

 

[San Franpsycho]

HMMMMMMMMM
I admit I am very surprised at this!

 

[San Franpsycho]

oh GOD i hope we didn't kill the arsonist
A you have to tell us if we killed the goddamned arsonist

 

[San Franpsycho]

oh god does ignition or faction kill go off first
ahhhhhhh

 

[Aeleus]

oh GOD i hope we didn't kill the arsonist
A you have to tell us if we killed the goddamned arsonist

And kill the suspense? I wouldn't do that to you

 

[San Franpsycho]

I remember in Death Stranding my neutral win went off first, but it wasn't dependent on a kill
oh god i'm going to stress for hours
*1.5 hours

 

[San Franpsycho]

And kill the suspense? I wouldn't do that to you

remember two minutes ago when we were friends
that was nice
that was a nice time
sad it's over

 

[Aeleus]

remember two minutes ago when we were friends
that was nice
that was a nice time
sad it's over

Our friendship was over as soon as you ruined my monkey catching dreams, get over yourself

 

[San Franpsycho]

Our friendship was over as soon as you ruined my monkey catching dreams, get over yourself

As a monkey myself, I couldn’t allow it

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

oh GOD i hope we didn't kill the arsonist
A you have to tell us if we killed the goddamned arsonist

Wasn’t SG scanned as vanilla?

Our friendship was over as soon as you ruined my monkey catching dreams, get over yourself

Lmao

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Is it BooBeard then potentially?

 

[San Franpsycho]

Wasn’t SG scanned as vanilla?


Lmao

Depends on whether SSM told the truth. Though if they lied, that is hilarious and might make up for this possible pickle.
Is it really Alien? I would laugh so hard. Honestly all alternatives are kind of funny.

 

[San Franpsycho]

Is it BooBeard then potentially?

I hope so. This would also be funny.

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Kind of stinks if it’s one of them and they exit today. Goodbye some of our easiest possible pushes.

 

[San Franpsycho]

Okay. It's not:
Skunkbeard
Lightning
Neon

It's not me or you

So yeah... either we just killed the arsonist OR it's Alien or BooBeard. Yeah, that does kinda put us into a bind, doesn't it.

If Alien is still alive, I'm pushing there. If no, I'm going after Neon.

 

[San Franpsycho]

At this point, if we lose, I think it's fine, because whatever this neutral has done here will overshadow everything else lol. That's what people will remember from this game.

 

[San Franpsycho]

All right, it's probably Alien, and I gotta respect the hustle, having myself once been a neutral who just needed to live one more day.

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

All right, it's probably Alien, and I gotta respect the hustle, having myself once been a neutral who just needed to live one more day.

If it’s Alien he isn’t exiting the game. No reason one ignite away as arso you don’t turbo there.

 

[San Franpsycho]

oh, that's true, good point.

 

[San Franpsycho]

If this goes sideways, I think it's actually probably safer for YOU to bus ME because you had that tiebreak vote, but we need to talk it through and see.

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Eh, maybe we’ll see. I’m hopeful today we both live at least. Alien, Boo, Neon - those are the three I think we have a chance at flipping.

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Hopefully they all claim vanilla and no one has an actual role left besides Wax and Lightning

 

[San Franpsycho]

Eh, maybe we’ll see. I’m hopeful today we both live at least. Alien, Boo, Neon - those are the three I think we have a chance at flipping.

Yeah, I was gonna go all in on Neon but Alien just gave me an opening and I took it.

 

[San Franpsycho]

third guess is surely the charm on the arsonist lol

I am half worried about whatever jman is gonna say and maybe we should have killed him last night but we made choices and now we live with them

 

[San Franpsycho]

hoooooooooo boy

 

[San Franpsycho]

this game just got longer and monkey am cry

 

[San Franpsycho]

I don't know if we can possibly win at this point against an unkillable doctor, so I think we just continue to assume we CAN win and do our best, I guess.

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

I need to have a word with whoever was review on this and thought an infinite, unkillable, stacking doctor was okay without much in the way of a mafia counter lol

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

I just want to say that I feel like Jman will let hubris get the best of him and won’t self protect lol

 

[San Franpsycho]

I am wondering the same - if he will make a big deal about being safe tonight and then not be safe tonight. it's a real big ugh though.

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

We probably just shoot there anyways to remove doubt. Trying to find a target we want to kill that won’t be protected will be a crapshoot anyways. Just gotta hope he ultimately gives the doc to you.

 

[San Franpsycho]

We probably just shoot there anyways to remove doubt. Trying to find a target we want to kill that won’t be protected will be a crapshoot anyways. Just gotta hope he ultimately gives the doc to you.

At this point, I think getting that doc role is deadass our only real path to victory, assuming his claim is legit.

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

I legit cannot believe we don’t have a strong shot or role block lol Ah well, we’ll do our best and hope. Always possible he’s lying about some aspect of it.

 

[San Franpsycho]

After my meetings, I'm gonna swing for the fences, so you better wish me luck lol

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

After my meetings, I'm gonna swing for the fences, so you better wish me luck lol

Good luck my friend. We're gonna need all of it that we can get. Also, with my push on BooBeard (which I don't think will be the outcome today) you technically can use that as reasoning for why you haven't been killed at night in the future if needed, but it only works until Lightning is NKed, after that you're probably shooting into that wagon lol

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Kind of feels like Alien is going to push this to be him vs. me. Neon votes with him, maybe Skunkbeard too. Could be dicey - if I die today I apologize for the not fun grind you have ahead of you.

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Probs just gonna ghost until you do your thing.

 

[San Franpsycho]

loud angry monkey is always town monkey, right?

who even am I anymore, I've been mafia for so long, cry cry

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Fingers crossed. I'll probably go today or tomorrow, so it's gonna come down to you... and whether Jman hands you the doc. If he doesn't we're toast regardless.

 

[San Franpsycho]

I TRIED TO DIE AND THIS IS WHAT I GET

WAIL

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

You're stuck here forever

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Just gonna keep gaslighting poor, absolutely correct Alien lol

 

[San Franpsycho]

Just gonna keep gaslighting poor, absolutely correct Alien lol

This is why I hate being mafia. He is absolutely correct!!!! And we just have to lie and lie and lie

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Hope he doesn't quit and realizes he did pretty well.

 

[San Franpsycho]

Yeah, agreed. Hopefully post game stuff will make him feel better. I usually get pretty awful midgame. Mafia is terrible torture sometimes. I don't know why we play in the first damn place.

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Yeah, agreed. Hopefully post game stuff will make him feel better. I usually get pretty awful midgame. Mafia is terrible torture sometimes. I don't know why we play in the first damn place.

Because it hurts so good

 

[San Franpsycho]

It does and I got mad at you all over again when I jokingly referenced Greed Island in the thread :P

 

[San Franpsycho]

If at some point the vote starts to swing your way and I cannot conveniently join a push, I move we engineer a "slip" that is subtle enough that most wouldn't notice so that I can notice it. Something about killing Hyde, maybe.

yes, i'm fully embracing gambits this game. gambits everywhere. but we'll need to cement me if you start to slide. we can time it and i can fake nail you.

what say you?

or I can just go back to that greed island thing and be like YOU KNOW WHAT NO I'M NOT FALLING FOR THIS AGAIN

maybe that would be more convincing. hmm.

 

[San Franpsycho]

Ah, new Skunk is wee?

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

If at some point the vote starts to swing your way and I cannot conveniently join a push, I move we engineer a "slip" that is subtle enough that most wouldn't notice so that I can notice it. Something about killing Hyde, maybe.

yes, i'm fully embracing gambits this game. gambits everywhere. but we'll need to cement me if you start to slide. we can time it and i can fake nail you.

what say you?

or I can just go back to that greed island thing and be like YOU KNOW WHAT NO I'M NOT FALLING FOR THIS AGAIN

maybe that would be more convincing. hmm.

I’ll faux slip for sure if you’d like, but I feel like we’ll need a really good one for it to work.

 

[San Franpsycho]

Let's see IF we need it. It's really scattered right now.

 

[San Franpsycho]

Okay. I am slammed and exhausted but I think that was some fine work there.

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

I had a dream that I actually did slip on accident, but instead of you finding it Skunkbeard did.

 

[San Franpsycho]

I had a dream that I actually did slip on accident, but instead of you finding it Skunkbeard did.

don't make me cry

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Well, unless people swerve hard I think I'll survive today at least. Tomorrow may be doomsday for me though lol

 

[San Franpsycho]

BooBeard, you definitely need to stay around. You are doing great. I'm just a wolf ass wolf who has to make you think you're shit.

look, this is us, we are actually sweet and majestic beasts and we are very sorry for eating so many of you guys

 

[San Franpsycho]

LORD the way I wish we could just move down move down move down and wagon Skunkbeard at the last minute.

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

That would be incredible - need a couple to jump though. I don't think I can justify swinging to Skunkbeard so I'll just frown at everyone meanly if it happens.

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Gotta respect the hustle from Alien, but I wasn't here for that lol

 

[San Franpsycho]

we have survived again

 

[San Franpsycho]

Alien, you were great, honestly.

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

So we definitely just shoot into Jman and hope he gambits right? I think we only win if the inheritance thing is a lie or he hands it to us. If we don't shoot there and he gambits fucking big RIP to us because we'd be looking at possibly a double no NK outcome. We can't risk shooting into the scummy crowd can we? Idk. Depends who we think we can flip. If we shoot one of those options we look scummier ultimately. Think on it I guess.

 

[San Franpsycho]

Yeah, I think we have to shoot there tonight and tomorrow. I am pretty sure early game we confirmed he truly cannot target the same multiple nights and I really wonder if he actually self-targeted last night. Probably he didn't... but we whiff tonight in hope so we know we can nail him tomorrow. But we have time to think on it and we should USE IT.

 

[San Franpsycho]

It's tempting to shoot Wax because I doubt he's protected and that's numbers but I'd hate to shoot at Jman and miss TOMORROW

 

[San Franpsycho]

WELL GODDAMN WHO IS THE FUCKING ARSONIST LOL

 

[San Franpsycho]

if it's boobeard, he deserves a medal

It has to be, right? We have checked everyone else? We can't check him because we ignorantly didn't let him claim lol

 

[San Franpsycho]

Skunk: vanilla
Neon: vanilla
Lightning: doctor tutor

We have checked everyone but Boo and Wax and us

IF YOU ARE DOUBLE CROSSING ME AGAIN SO HELP ME GOD I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOUR WHOLE FACE but the game is not bastard so wtf?

Tonight we check Wax I guess and see if it's Sparks or nah?

is it really just Boo? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[San Franpsycho]

I hope everyone who reads this chat later has a laugh.

 

[San Franpsycho]

bout to go find boo on era
A making me stalk people

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

if it's boobeard, he deserves a medal

It has to be, right? We have checked everyone else? We can't check him because we ignorantly didn't let him claim lol

Just have to cross reference people that post in both FGO and NBA Era. Then make sure it's someone that clowns on the Clippers (which to be fair is most everyone).

Skunk: vanilla
Neon: vanilla
Lightning: doctor tutor

We have checked everyone but Boo and Wax and us

IF YOU ARE DOUBLE CROSSING ME AGAIN SO HELP ME GOD I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOUR WHOLE FACE but the game is not bastard so wtf?

Tonight we check Wax I guess and see if it's Sparks or nah?

is it really just Boo? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

As hilarious as it would be to super bamboozle you, I wouldn't be offering myself up on a silver platter if I was secretly neutral lol It literally HAS to be BooBeard. Also I stand by my statement - that is not Sparks. I can check it if you want, but I do not think we'll get a result. Doesn't hurt if we can't scrounge up Boo's info though.

 

[San Franpsycho]

wouldn't it be some shit if "doctor tutor" actually meant "mf who sets people on fire accidentally while teaching them how to be doctors"

 

[San Franpsycho]

As time has gone on, I think it could be Sparks, but I want to be prepared if someone comes screaming out of the gate tomorrow with the game solved all like "haha sike mfs"

 

[San Franpsycho]

Ima go find Boo tho.

BEE ARR BEE

NOTHING STOPS THIS TRAIN

 

[San Franpsycho]

Boo is actually Vere or something and he's just having a laugh.

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

If it wasn’t for Alien, I’d say maybe lol It would be funny though

 

[San Franpsycho]

I really thought I was fake scumhunting Boo and just making mountains out of molehills and he's just playing everyone the whole time.

well played, sir

well played

 

[San Franpsycho]

kill: LIGHTNING STRIKES

 

[San Franpsycho]

Right now, if this whiffs, my primary mission is getting that doctor role. Obviously path through here is BooBeard/Skunkbeard wagons, but only if one of us gets that doctor role, and I think I have a better shot than you with jman. I just have to figure out the best way to be ultima townie. the GOOD thing is if this whiffs, it's fine that i'm alive; when jman dies it's also fine that I'm alive. So the biggest objection to me so far falls away.

I think tomorrow I'm just gonna continue to be emotional and invested, which is easy, because I am emotional and invested. I'm Velma, dammit. I want to be a nerdy and beglassed hero.

what do you think?

 

[Aeleus]

Command Received

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Right now, if this whiffs, my primary mission is getting that doctor role. Obviously path through here is BooBeard/Skunkbeard wagons, but only if one of us gets that doctor role, and I think I have a better shot than you with jman. I just have to figure out the best way to be ultima townie. the GOOD thing is if this whiffs, it's fine that i'm alive; when jman dies it's also fine that I'm alive. So the biggest objection to me so far falls away.

I think tomorrow I'm just gonna continue to be emotional and invested, which is easy, because I am emotional and invested. I'm Velma, dammit. I want to be a nerdy and beglassed hero.

what do you think?

Yep, I agree. Our chances hinge upon getting the doc role. Or Jman lying and dying tonight lol Today is probably going to be me vs. Boo. I don't see a high chance of it going elsewhere - I know Neon/Skunkbeard might be possible, but the likely situation is me and Boo.

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

So do I want to try and check anyone?

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Best guess at BooBeard - orochi91. No idea if I'm right, but cross referencing all the people posting in FGO and NBA led me to only a handful of options and I feel like he fits the best.

 

[San Franpsycho]

I think you should check Wax, but it's up to you. I didn't find anything between FGO and NBA myself so you did better than I did.

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Lets see who this really is: Wax Phantom, Funky Dude Sparks

 

[Aeleus]

Command Received

 

[Aeleus]

Wax Phantom is Funky Dude Sparks, Mason

 

[San Franpsycho]

Okay. Then we don't have to worry about a swerve there.

 

[San Franpsycho]

also it was good to be right about ONE friggen thing for once in this game lol

 

[Pazzo the Ghost Clown]

Sparks can't even cosplay as himself right smh

 

[San Franpsycho]

I am assuming we whiffed as expected.

 

[San Franpsycho]

Well, we were right to take the shot, but I think we are fucked.