Scum Thread MGS Mafia |Scum| FOXHOUND Funhouse

[Kopite]

Fuck I forgot about the bulletproof, sorry Monkey and Faddy. Why was I so trusting :(

 

[Natiko]

Kill : Ephi

Command received.

 

[Ephidel]

 

[Ephidel]

Hey, what do you know.
I guess we can win together! ^^

 

[Kopite]

Hey that's the only reason I tried to kill you :P

 

[Hedin]

Okay, cool. This is why I want Kaz as my fake claim, see:



I will create a fake role for myself and tailor my PM, which means I'll flip as a town-Kaz, thus clearing any of you if I'm killed and we are connected in any way.

Uh huh

 

[Faddy]

Congrats everyone in the WINNERS thread

YAY!

 

[heymonkey]

Ephi so evil

 

[Kopite]

Ephi so evil

Post 801 was genuine heartbreak from me until I realized we could still win lol

Ephi monologging after I shot her first is really funny now though lol

 

[Blargonaut]

And now we get to the fun part.

Good evening.
This is probably going to be a little awkward because you thought the game would be over now.

I can explain.

The game didn't end when the day did because we don't have majority. But we can if you hear me out.

I have a confession to make and a deal to offer.
I am the bastard element in this bastard game.

I'm not really a Foxhound, I'm a Patriot.
I don't count towards your numbers - I count towards ours. We don't have a faction kill because I can use yours.
You kept hunting for The Last Patriot and I was sitting here next to you.

I refused to slip because if I had you would have known the numbers didn't add up last night, and I couldn't offer this deal to two of you.
It only works when there's one.
I needed us to be even.
Fwiw I felt like dirt for making Monkey tank that death, but I couldn't throw my team's wincon when it was in sight.

But now?

You and I are the last of our factions.

If we work together we can both still win.

That's what I've been working towards.

Your wincon is to control 50% of the vote.
My wincon is to control 50% of the vote.

I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this.

After today we currently sit at 2-1-1
We kill town tonight and the day starts 1-1-1
We go into the thread tomorrow and vote out town together.
We don't even have to talk or argue because together we have a functional majority. We can just walk into the thread tomorrow and throw our votes down. Day ends, 0-1-1

We both control 50% of the vote.
Joint scum win.

Sounds pretty good to me and it's well earned for both of us.

All you have to do is go along with it.
Do we have a deal?

Absolute masterminding, the smoothest perfection

 

[Blargonaut]

Kill : Ephi

So. Unfortunately there are more shenanigans.

I lied before.

We can't actually win together.

Sorry?

I'm going to submit this command and I have no idea if Nat will accept it, but if he doesn't what's the worst that can happen? You shoot me instead?
I'm bulletproof.

KILL: Kopite

mmm so good​

 

[Ephidel]

Post 801 was genuine heartbreak from me until I realized we could still win lol

Ephi monologging after I shot her first is really funny now though lol

I had it prewritten, but alas, I didn't hit enter in time. It loses a little something for being second and being evidence of failure, admittedly, but it was close!

You had the better reflexes! I should have said congrats before, so congrats on the win :)