Cult Thread Paw Patrol/Spider’s Web/ Goblin’s lair/ Who Goes There!

[Chuggernaut]

I mean I did ask

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

I did tell you 5 minutes before the lock

 

[Chuggernaut]

Oh I took a nap and missed it lol

 

[Chuggernaut]

Wait so who the fuck caused me to stay behind on day 1

 

[Chuggernaut]

Some townie out here being rather rude

 

[Blargonaut]

sup nerd

 

[Chuggernaut]

Sup Blarg. I think this is our first time being scum together lol

 

[Chuggernaut]

Well I’m fucked

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

:blobsweat:

 

[Chuggernaut]

Need to finish some work and I’ll try to figure out what angle to push this from lmao

 

[Blargonaut]

lol okay ATP you got us


Reveal our secret extra infected teammates now thanks

ATP






ATP

 

[Blargonaut]

we could literally lose Today

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

It’s ok Blarg. I know you’ll survive

 

[Blargonaut]

WE CAN DO THIS

I MEAN I CAN DO THIS

WE'RE I

fuck Town they can keep on losing

SCUM TEAM PERFECT DODGE A QUAD-KILL LET'S GO

 

[Chuggernaut]

I'm debating between busing Blarg and hard power wolfing. Feel like we're going to run out of places to hide if I bus so I'm leaning toward power wolfing

 

[Chuggernaut]

ooooh that Maz post just gave me an idea

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

What's the idea?

 

[Blargonaut]

 

[Blargonaut]

forgive me Chuggs consistency demands my tunnel

 

[Chuggernaut]

What's the idea?

Going to push that this entirely too much testing and that the scum team could be bigger than we thought.

 

[Chuggernaut]

Just want to keep the PoE as big as possible.

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

Hey @AllThingsPurple @Zippedpinhead when I die will my flip be like Nat’s or will it be my role pm?

 

[Zippedpinhead]

The THINGs pertinent to your flip will be flipped and the THINGs not pertinent to your flip will be flopped.

Or something like that.

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

Gotcha. Also love the puns

 

[Chuggernaut]

We’re in pretty bad shape if we lose one during this three testing phase. Think they’re just going to try to contact trace us to death if that happens. Think we can make it work if one of us is the regular kill today, but that’s still not ideal with how many we have to convert

 

[Chuggernaut]

God this is so many tests

 

[Blargonaut]

Hopefully with my CERBERUS "push" I can sidewindingly subliminally influence them to avoid testing you &/or Ambulance by subtly suggesting how ridiculous it is that we'd be testing DOGS AGAIN if we do both/either of you Today, "like what're the odds there're scum AGAIN among the dogs after Nat amirite"

 

[Blargonaut]

but without outright saying that

hopefully, by the end

 

[Chuggernaut]

I’m 100% causing a tie if needed

 

[Chuggernaut]

The one where I asked town to play the game for three days, got scum read for it, and then got recruited to the scum team on the day town had four god damn tests

 

[Chuggernaut]

If we make it to the next day phase intact, I think ghosting the chats, and claiming we were in different chats could become a viable tactic lol

 

[Blargonaut]

If we make it to the next day phase intact, I think ghosting the chats, and claiming we were in different chats could become a viable tactic lol

OHHHHHHHH WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT

 

[Blargonaut]

HOW EVIL

 

[Chuggernaut]

OHHHHHHHH WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT

I feel like we need some more numbers to make it work, but yeah, we can just confirm each other for different chats while a bunch of townies go “No one talked in mine” Could bring in whoever we recruit also and have him claim a chat without Ambulance. Just really fuck with the contract tracing

 

[Chuggernaut]

Getting my post about how it’s too quiet ready to fire off

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

The contact tracing can really fuck us up, so I think making unreliable by messing with the chats is a good idea

 

[Chuggernaut]

I think it can also make a good deal of us look real shady, but it completely fucks the contract tracing, so it might be worth it. Again, assuming we don’t just get fucked here.

 

[Chuggernaut]

I have no idea if EC would actually pull that, but if we end up getting him and he does I’m probably rage quitting lol.

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

Yup

I have no idea if EC would actually pull that, but if we end up getting him and he does I’m probably rage quitting lol.

I think he’s bsing there. If I had his meta I’d probably say the same stuff. I think actually doing that would get you banned too lol

 

[Chuggernaut]

THREE TESTS

 

[Chuggernaut]

Ambulance if you can come up with a way to hop to Neki, I’ll go to Z-Beat

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

Ambulance if you can come up with a way to hop to Neki, I’ll go to Z-Beat

I feel like I’ve shaded Z-Beat so much this game I don’t think I can justify switching off of him

 

[Blargonaut]

I tunnelled Chuggs forever but look at me now you too can achieve results like this by not caring warning consequences may vary

 

[Chuggernaut]

Whew Loki moving gave me some breathing room

 

[Blargonaut]

PERFECT DODGE LET'S GO

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

Lmao town you’re not even close to losing

 

[Chuggernaut]

“If this is three clears town loses”

Fuckin I wish

 

[Blargonaut]

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

Blarg win or lose I’m glad I got be scum with you

 

[Chuggernaut]

Same lmao

 

[Chuggernaut]

Operation: Ghost Patrol could still be a go!

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

Operation: Ghost Patrol could still be a go!

I think that's the move especially if we can get through today without one of us getting tested.

 

[Chuggernaut]

The doctor having agency so they try to guess what we do while we’re beholden to the RNG gods is hilarious

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

The doctor having agency so they try to guess what we do while we’re beholden to the RNG gods is hilarious

:(

@AllThingsPurple @Zippedpinhead you better give me really good rng tonight are you’re going on my meanie lost forever >:(

Spoiler

jk love you both

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

That should be list

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

Y’know since we did infect the cop we could do a few fake green checks just saying…

 

[Chuggernaut]

Yes please keep giving us ideas, town

 

[Chuggernaut]

So maybe hold off with the last minute William DaFoe gifs for all future recruits lmao

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

So maybe hold off with the last minute William DaFoe gifs for all future recruits lmao

:( I was going to recreate the scene where the Green Goblin tries to recruit Spider-Man too

 

[Chuggernaut]

Ambulance you can hop in there to tell them you won the challenge last night and picked me on purpose and it just completely destroys Randos case

 

[Chuggernaut]

"You think I'm going to pick the shadiest fucking dog in this game"

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

Good idea let me write it up

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

Sorry for breaking you Random

 

[Chuggernaut]

HAHA WHAT YOU DON'T SUSPECT IS THAT WE ARE IN FACT BEHOLDEN TO THE MERCILESS WHIMS OF THE RNG

 

[Blargonaut]

[...] I think we should vote Blarg > Ambu > Chuggs [...]

Ambulance you can hop in there to tell them you won the challenge last night and picked me on purpose and it just completely destroys Randos case

Okay I give up. Y'all broke me

MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO HOPE IN OUR LIFETIME AND PEACE FOR ALL HUMANITY

 

[Blargonaut]

A PERFECT COUNTER HOW COULD YOU

 

[Blargonaut]

Blarg win or lose I’m glad I got be scum with you

Same lmao

<3

 

[Chuggernaut]

Alright, so this is probably fucked. Trying to think of how best to send them in a weird direction upon me dying

 

[Chuggernaut]

I wonder if I can sell two scum teams

 

[Blargonaut]

bruh

 

[Blargonaut]

Practical FX THING vs. Prequel CGI THING

 

[Chuggernaut]

Practical FX THING vs. Prequel CGI THING

Fucking lol

 

[Chuggernaut]

Alright, so I’m probably dead here so here’s some fun info. I started out as infected and I’m sure there’s more than one Thing. Nat was not on my team so my best guess is that we got split up at the beginning regardless of votes. Wanted to work with them, but I’m pretty sure it’s either them or us. I don’t know if this is actually winnable as town even with the triple tests days. The numbers just don’t really work out that way. So I would get ready to become one with one of the Things. I tried to recruit Ambulance last night and failed so that’s probably a good place to look if Rando is telling the truth. I’m not really good at good byes so see you later alligator

 

[Chuggernaut]

I can change whatever you want in that. Feel like if I directly mention Ambulance that could scare them off from it

 

[Chuggernaut]

Also for whoever is our next friend:

Welcome to Team Scum! You thought you were stressed and frustrated as town? Well do I have good news for you! Everything is on fire and there’s no hope

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

Oops may have fucked up there but I’m hoping the blatant defending will look better when you reveal your scum

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

Good luck y’all sorry about messing up there

 

[Chuggernaut]

Sorry Blarg :(

 

[Chuggernaut]

Okay, so I think the best way forward is to have Blarg ghost his chat and claim the chat with who Ambulance recruits. They’ll probably get Hedin before Blarg so that should buy you a bit of time. It’ll get dicey and we’re probably fucked but good luck

 

[Blargonaut]

:tamasalute:

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

 

[Blargonaut]

:nobuwitnessed:

 

[Blargonaut]

so hyped for Matrix 4

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

fuck

 

[Blargonaut]

Good thing the machines let them

 

[Blargonaut]

so who're we gonna recruit Tonight, Ambulance, my cult buddy, my scum chum, my pal

 

[Blargonaut]

boy I hope we recruit somebody very Town-read Tonight that would really help us out eh Ambulance my cult buddy scum chum

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

:( By the time we recruit someone I’ll already be gone

 

[Blargonaut]

Gone? But nobody's really gone once you're joined with THE THING... we'll all be together, forever

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

Blarg before I died I was going to recreate this scene in my night chat

Could you do this in my place? Could you fulfill an Ambulance’s dying wish?

 

[Blargonaut]

we know we'd do anyTHING for us

 

[Hedin]

Okay, so I think the best way forward is to have Blarg ghost his chat and claim the chat with who Ambulance recruits. They’ll probably get Hedin before Blarg so that should buy you a bit of time. It’ll get dicey and we’re probably fucked but good luck

Hmmmm...

And I fucking knew Blarg was it and I didn't trust my gut.

 

[Hedin]

And I might be the best person to recruit for now.

My abilities:

I get to chose who I partner with each night. So yes Blarg I am likely responsible for keeping Chugg home because I picked to chat with him.

Also! I have a get out of jail card in that I can force a test and cause the day to end.

 

[Blargonaut]

HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE

 

[Hedin]

Magic

 

[A Wild Shark Appears]

Good luck Hedin and Blarg!

 

[Verelios]

Fuck, I got all of you after Chuggs flipped. Well, how do you wanna do this now.

 

[Blargonaut]

WHAT IS GOING ON

 

[Hedin]

Holy shit. Vere and I both random recruited last night. We got this fam.

 

[Hedin]

And I perfectly setup to use my power against both of you too.